Everything in life is a maintenance of illusions. Illusions to build up, illusions to break down. Sons can be daughters in the right lighting, fathers can be murderers. And six year olds can be scapegoats with the right dose of panic. AU.

SPANDY In the salty spitoon, many people ask the bartender for advice, but the first time ever, the bartender is asked how a sponge could get a squirrel to be his girlfriend. Bartender's POV Rated T for alcohol references, story is SAFE

The title says it all!

SpongeBob is trying to figure out what-and who- he wants in life. And a trip over to the treedome helps him find the answer. SpongeBobxSandy Rated T 4 bad words...Not my best work,but I hope u like it anyway...

Patrick Star and his military are being attacked by Mexican food. But why? By WHO! And can Patrick find love in the midst of battle? PatrickXSandy, and mild Mr. KrabsXMrs. Puff. I know, weird.

Spongebob becomes excited for the musical and got a chance to sing with Sandy, but will he take it, or else, something might go wrong? Includes twelve songs. I do not own Spongebob. Check out my new STM poll!

When Spongebob Finds Out He Was Once Us... No One Knows What's Gonna Happen...

I created this fanfic in honor of the Spongebob Squarepants 10th aniversary. Spongebob and Sandy are getting married, and you're invited!

Spongebob and pals must stop Plankton and his new friend from causing hysteria. But will Plankton's new buddy have a change of heart? Please R/R! Chapter 4 finally up!

Plankton alters the time line after ruining both the past and present so he can be Emperor of Bikini Bottom along with the formula. Plus, someone is out there to stop him! T for a later chapter.

Affter 50 or more tries Spongebob Squarepants finally gets his driver's license! Please R&R. I don't own Spongebob or Nickelodeon.

There are not enough Spandy fanfics around here! This is about Sandy's surprise birthday party. Spongebob x Sandy!

I never wanted any of this to happen. I just wanted to survive, and survive I did. ' Another one of those SpongeBob futuristic stories. Some SpongeBob/Sandy later on.

After a terrible tragedy occurs, it is the call of one heart that brings back a old friend. And through him miracles, dreams and inner wishes will be discovered in Bikini Bottom as there are some things that never die. Please read and review!

a food critic goes to the krusty krab and ruins mr krabs life by making a bad critic three wishes are granted to mr krabs to solve the mess!

spongebob's parents visit their son, at his party

Summary in note at the beginning. You're gonna HAVE to click my story to find out what it's about...moar ha ha!

SPONGEBOB SQAUREPANTS!

Patrick Brings his brother

Plankton's baa-ack!

A fanfiction classic! you send in your reviews containing dares and we make your favorite characters do them!

Today is a very special day for our favorite sea sponge and his squirrel friend Sandy Cheeks! They are finally getting married!

This is my first story and its about spongebob and his adult years rated K just in case i dont own

It's funny the things you begin to cherish when everything else has long since proven its futility. But sometimes having each other still isn't enough. Slash.

A simple party could turn into the best night of SpongeBob and Sandy's lives. All because of a little red dress.