Squidward is sad because he's bald, so he grows a beard to make up for it, but then everyone calls him Father Time, and he gets mad and... read the rest!

The one disfortune that fry cooks get from being around all that grease: pimples. Poor little Spongebob is the next victim.

Patrick wants to go Jelly Fishing but Sponge Bob has work. Does he go? Squidward says a bad word. Will he get fired? Please R&R!

It's another version of the three little pigs! I know that Sandy isn't really an idiot, but I had to pick SOMEONE to be the third person, and it couldn't be Gary because well, he's a snail

Yay! There's a SpongeBob catagory! Anyway, this is something I wrote up...really defies a summary...but look at the title, and I think you'll be able to figure it out. Anyway, please read and review!