A collection of pairing drabbles - if it fits, it ships! Author makes no guarantees about the definition of "fits."

It's valentine's day. Haley and Elan have a romantic evening planned. Other people have plans of their own.

Xykon's back. But with new desires, for a new Xykon. Xykon/Recloak Crash

what if Tsukiko had a Brother? how would things have turned out? OCXSagewaan

He had to come back sometime, didn't he?

It's a bard! It's a play-on-words! It's the Dashing Swordsman and his valiant comrades! No character is immune, and no plotline is safe.

Gannji, Enor, and the old cliche of a cold night. Vaguely slashy, but can be interpreted as not being.

Camping out in the desert, Haley seeks V out for a little talk. Nothing too grim, just to see why V's been acting so odd lately, from one secret-keeper to another. Elan serenades in the background. Genfic, one-shot, complete.

"He sighed, bringing the mug to his lips and relishing the mild burn as breakfast slid down his throat. The clattering of bone on rock alerted him of his boss' forthcoming, to which he was determine to procrastinate a response for as long as possible."

Updates sporadically. Vaarsuvius, that wonderful elven wizard that everyone loves to hate, then love again. All V-centric. An artist tries to write, with mixed results. I'm partial to Chapter 8, myself.

Team Evil has been marching through the desert, and Xykon's forgotten the importance of sleep to the living. Genfic.

Soon gets turned into a kitten. Just because, okay? Usual disclaimers apply - I am not the Giant.

Water-Smurf's brilliant pairing in musical form!

They were just normal teenagers at a normal reform boarding school. Sure, the potentially fatal punishments were weird, but okay. Then a familiar stranger came. Now they all have to ask themselves if they want to see what they left behind.

How he could stay calm through the whole thing was a total mystery. Being a paladin was no excuse. Girard never liked paladins for that very reason. Slash.

Trigak/Hydra

Oneiroi Series, Deirdre ending. They loved a memory they didn't know had faded away a long time ago. There was nothing left but to get caught in her web, and the more and more she unravels, the more determined Xykon is to keep control of her.

Old-school Halloween, "Samhain", goes way, way back. Tsukiko's all for it, Redcloak can't be bothered with it, and the Monster wants some candy. Spoiler for the series as you can find it online, but none of the prequels.

Written for the Halloween Squickies. Vaarsuvius stars in Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven".

Truly, the art of characterization is lost.

Oneiroi Series, Tiasal Ending. Dark/bittersweet. When bad things happen, even if we don't know it at the time, they invariably catch up to us.

During O-Chul's captivity, Xykon turns him into a woman. Luckily, Vaarsuvius doesn't see what all the fuss is about. Romance may ensue. AU set between strips 548 and 672.

Two old friends have what may be their last discussion.

Haley listens to Elan's songs, stupid as they are.

Oneiroi Series, Tiasal Ending. Everyone's scared on their first day of school.