In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.

OneShot. "Okay, Teddy says that we're now man and strife. And we gotta kiss. On the lips."

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...

Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission. Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission... to screw Naruto every place screwable. SasuNaru

Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. Color speaks when words cannot

Oneshot It's October tenth and the festival honoring the Yondaime's bravery and the kyuubi's fall is underway. Naruto's been having a terrible day, but soon comes in contact with an oddly kind blond man he's never met before who . . . worries for him?

A look into the life of Naruto and the Yondaime, had he survived the sealing along with his wife. Some things once given up can never be reclaimed. One shot

Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all. R&R, please!

God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric

Poor, oblivious Naruto. He mistakenly declared that he has, pornographic, instead of photographic, memory. And when Sasuke hears it... SasuNaru yaoi, highschool AU

One shot. Minato and Kushina. Kakashi. Baby Naruto. A moment in an alternate universe.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.

The problem is that you didn't appreciate what you had. You didn't appreciate her, and now you'll never have her. SasuSaku oneshot.

Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

Oneshot. The encounter on the bridge takes an unexpected turn, and Haku and Naruto bond which means Zabuza gets another brat to look after. Konoha gets new shinobi Naruto makes a new friend...the usual stuff Naruto's charisma creates.

Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.

Yes, a 30 Ways on the Snake guy. Take pleasure.

Just for fun. Mostly Crack. Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness

With the elders gone to celebrate the Hokage's birthday, Neji and Hinata are left home alone together. And once assigned with the duty of caretaker, Neji learns one calm night that the reclusive Hinata has an affinity for fireworks...