Julie never wanted to be an Animorph. But then again, she never really had much of a choice. And somehow, ever since that night she found out Jake could turn into a falcon, nothing had gone right. Rating for language, violence.

A poem about Jake. Poor Jake. I've always pitied him above all other characters. Anyway, enjoy.

Almost a year with no update. What can I say, I'm a busy guy. If there's anyone still out there reading this thing, I'm going to update the next chapter within a few days, maybe even tonight. As always, enjoy.

The Importance of being Chester. Recommended by four out of five dental hygenists.

Ellimists and Pinkeye and Anidumbpeople, Oh My! Caution: use only as directed. See doctor if condition persists.

Everything goes terribly wrong at a Visser's convention.

The saga continues. Warning: story may cause extinction and/or spontaneous combustion.

Introducing Chester. Warning: reading may cause extreme nausea.

Visser Three Raps about life in the Yeerk Pool...

Challenge fic, those dastardly Yeerks are at it again, this time using America's favourite ice cream as a weapon in their evil plot. Caution: Brains not included.