Entry for "A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest" AH/AU Lemon One-Shot - Alice meets Jasper at Rosalies Birthday party and some feelings will be revealed. Inspired by songs from Tinkerbell.

-Winner for Mad As A Hatter Award-Contest Entry for A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest. Is anything what it ever really seems? Is age just a number to taunt you? Or does it mean so much more? Alice doesn't like the idea of turning 30.

While on tour with his band Steel Junction, Edward misses his girlfriend Bella - especially on his birthday. He is unprepared for the surprises in store for the birthday boy. AU-AH; O/S submission for the "Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest"

Emmett just turned nineteen, what does his little wife Rosie plan on doin' about it? An outtake for The Reborn and an entry for the Unbirthday Contest!

What will happen when Emmett and Rose find themselves alone without kids for his birthday? Written for the Very Sexy Un-Birthday contest. Rated M for a reason

A/U, AH Chicago, 1924. Edward and Bella are in a passionless marriage; what happens when Bella finds Jazz for Edward's birthday? Entry for the "Very Sexy Unbirthday Challenge." Please read and review. Thanks!

Alice is throwing Bella a birthday party. The party isn't a surprise, but surprises do abound. Entry for the Very Sexy Unbirthday Contest.

Bella has suffered from a long infatuation with the enigmatic and silent Edward Cullen. On her birthday, Bella is taken to the cheese-tastic Medieval Times, but when the Dark Knight singles her out, can Bella forget about Edward?

Every girl deserves a fuss on her big day, but after last year Alice has sworn off birthdays for good. Well, that is until her luck finally changes. Written for the "A Very Sexy Un-Birthday Contest". AU/AH, Rated M.

AH B/E A birthday to remember. Oneshot written for the Very Sexy Un-Birthday competition. M for lemons and smutty goodness.

Entry for "A Very Sexy Un-Birthday" contest: Lost meets Castaway meets Twilight. Forty-four days, eighteen strangers, sun, surf, sand, and Bella's twenty-third birthday. This is what you get. Rated M for mature themes and lemons. **SECOND PLACE WINNER**

Sam's turning thirty, and Emily's throwing a birthday bash. Against everyone's better judgment, Leah's on the guest list, and she's not happy. It may not be wise for Jake to step into the line of fire, but people do crazy things for cake and revenge.