Aizen demands a swimming pool. It's not like it's his birthday or anything, but he'd better get a pool or someone's gonna get Cero-ed! Slight GrimmUlqui...:HIATUS:

"Never fear!" Aizen's voice echoed throughout the train's PA system. "Where we're going, you won't NEED clothes!" The Espada instantly dreaded what they'd gotten themselves into…

Sometimes, Aizen mused, his minions of evil had about as much common sense as a teaspoon. Happy Birthday Alli-sue!

Crack. Aizen get's a new plan to entertain his Espada... As expected, much chaos follows.

Nnoitra's hair is longer... crack.

Being responsible isn't easy. Being taught how to be responsible by Aizen isn't all that great either. Rated for language, a ninja Gin, a chocolate obsessed Ulquiorra, and chaos.

Szayel and Orihime... Who knew

Chizuru and Gin... Who knew... No really, I'm pretty sure nobody knows about them, its a very well kept secret

Ever wondered why Gin squints? Ever wondered why Tousen is blind? Well, it all stems back to a dark time during their days in college...

A chance meeting with a human. What harm could possibly come of that? Right? Especially when we're talking about the Cuatro Espada.

Aizen leaves the lights on in Hueco Mundo, whatever will Starrk do? Oneshot crack

Gin, Tousen and the Espada have been putting up with months and months of nasal abuse from their great leader. Now, in a desprate and daring feat, they choose to conspire and take action. The result? One very wet Aizen...

Written pre-364. Just what are Aizen, Gin and Tousen doing inside the barrier? Gin bought poker cards! But he forgot the chips...What to use instead? And when does the barrier disappear? Oh dear. And Yamamoto thought he'd seen it all.

Oneshot. In which a bored Aizen and Ulquiorra and the rest of HM and SS attend a Hannah Montana concert. Much strangeness. Aizen meets and gives his email to an interesting girl and Ulquiorra gets nekkid. The things we do when we're bored...Please R&R!

And poor Aizen thought that one Gin was more than enough…

A series of notes featuring Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and their household pets. Complete.

Aizen and his Espadas get a little bored and decide to kidnap Orihime, but manage to kidnap some other girl too. Sequel to P.S. Do Goldfish Become Hollows? Complete.

Third part in the P.S. series. Aizen tries to find a way to get rid of his ghost problem.

Ulquiorra found a tomato. In short, he becomes emo. You can read it, but I'm warning you now its not all that good. Rated T for one slightly bad word.

Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. "Are you trash okay?" "We're f-fine t-thank you!" Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.