for jade — try to shake this disease. ;;christmas request o4

They were both blinded by self-deception, but they could still see the end. Kisame/Itachi partnership.

Gift!fic for Annie. Young!PeinKonan. "So, go to sleep. I'll fight your nightmares. I'll keep you safe."

Autobiography of a shark. Kisame

CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee

They called her by a name she no longer remembers in a place she would rather forget. PeinKonan slight AU

Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.

Kisame is afraid of asking Itachi about the night he slaughtered his family. KisamexItachi

Nobody asks Tobi what he fears most. TObito theory possible manga spoilers.

Life is a win and lose thing, especially in the Akatsuki. A day in the life of two missing nin. Sasori and Deidara centric

The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. Oneshot.

What happened in that moment was a well kept secret, a secret he shared only with the one he trusted most...but sometimes, it seemed as if even God himself had forgotten. Manga spoilers. Rated T for scattered strong language and violence. Oneshot.

Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help

Orochimaru and Hidan's take on immortality.

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.

Deidara just needs to learn to relax. DeiTobi friendship piece. Oneshot.

Sasori is dead. Deidara is angry. A further entry in the unending chronicle of my inability to write anything happy about these two poor buggers. Vaguely SasoDei, but only if you want it. Oneshot.

Kisame's being courted by a mystery stranger. Itachi is curious. It turns out he didn't want to know who it was after all. Complete

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. Oneshot, crackfic.

Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.

There's a moment in your life when you understand you can't stand the pain any more. What would you do, then? Is escaping really a good idea? ItaHina

The world is full of hypocrites, and Hidan and Kakuzu are the only ones who understand it. Slight KakuHidan if you squint, preseries, probably assuming they meet preseries. Oneshot, kind of slashy.

Itachi is having difficulty doing something. Tobi plays poker with Kakuzu, Hidan and Kisame. Kisame is in for an interesting day. ItaKisa D:

Hidan and Kakuzu, one a religious fanatic, the other a man obsessed with money. Both very different, but apparently they are both notoriously tardy.

Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.