Alucard has a new child. It's a vampire hamster ... That then creates an army of ghoul hamsters. Chaos Ensues. Cowritten with Moofledeedums

Institution is right...as in they should all be institutionalized. Finally updated! W00T! Integra has finally had enough of Alucard's attitude and decides to do something about it! But will Walter pay the price? Or, more specifically, Walter's Xbox?

Seras find out why Alucard should never, ever, EVER operate modernday machines... Warning! Some OOCness!

Hellsing goes on a jaunt to the Happiest Place on Earth. Why? We don't know. We don't care. Snappy, unrelated scenes for you to partake of.

Manga AU: What if Alucard didn't feel remorse or anything following the defeat of Father Anderson can Integra reach him before he truly becomes nothing as a monster? Sung to the tune of HURT'S Rapture. Follows up to Dark Walter's arrvial. MANGA SPOILERS!

Ch. 3, Father Anderson celebrates St. Paddy's day!

Another collection of bizarre ficlets and minifics. Character interviews, Debates, what it scenarios, and of course the usual outragously funny stories. Expect some major OOCness in some parts. Reviews would be appreciated, even if they are flames.

A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN

Oneshot. Alucard is bored and Integra dares him to eat a pickle. Will he survive?

Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing has had enough. Alucard's mischievous antics were going to be stopped. But when the punishment accidently extends to Seras, the vampires switch bodies. Can they survive as each other?