If there's anything he should learn: listening in on people's conversations can never do you good. Misunderstanding, semi-crack fic. *SasuSaku*, implied *NaruHina*

AU. ONESHOT. SasuSaku. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. But sometimes radios help, too.

Sasusaku. Slight Narusasusaku. An idyllic maiden with bonny cheeks, a farmer boy who pursues his dreams, and a quiet boy with the jut of his lip ; a horse rein in his hands. A friendships blooms under a tree. Her tree.

AU. SASUSAKU. She tells herself that every time he hurts her, every bruise he leaves, he's just saying he loves her. And maybe, just maybe, he'll love her a little bit more if she lets him. Each embuscade marks her his. Chap III up.

Temari loved her job, but these couples were so screwed up, they were almost beyond help. Almost. SasuSaku. NaruHina. NejiTen. GaaraPlant?

"Hey, Sasuke," Sakura mused, "you know, your butt is really big. It's kind of like your ego." SasuSaku. AU.

8th story up! Summary: For hours, he'd stay there, enduring the discomfort of sitting on a branch but somehow, what he sees compensates for everything.

She always represented something big…celestial… cosmic. "I know," he said quietly," I don't deserve her; the concept of her is too much for me to ever grasp." sasusaku

Love is a paradox. What a predicament! You will never know how Uchiha Sasuke would have felt as he knelt on one knee, an arm outstretched, holding a ring to Sakura's shocked and suddenly stiff form.

Life is a matter of perspective; you either mourn because roses have thorns or rejoice because thorns have roses. SASUSAKU oneshot

Because she's always had an affinity for stoic prodigies. Too bad, she has to choose between two. Sasusaku nejiten

SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "Salmonella-Poisoned-Tomatoes". Sasuke's three most feared words. But not as terrible as "No-Tomatoes-Sold". What ever shall Sasuke do? I'm sure Sakura can help.

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.

SasuSaku. "You know," she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, "Paranoia isn't very attractive."

SasuSaku. What do you think of me?

AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.

SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.

AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the fake IDs! Oh, and uh, some gas money would be nice, too...

AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.

30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...

When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

AU SASUSAKU. Because every summer needs a set of these babies — written in pink gel pen, you'll set yourself up for a season full of friendship, new experiences, forgetting old ones, and BOYS! Complete.

AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "1 L0Ve SaSUKe UCH1Ha!" Because note-passing is so last year and calculator-passing is the new black.

SasuSaku AU One-Shot. Because sometimes in life, you need to figure out which bridges to cross, and which bridges to burn.