One Shot - Spoilers: Chapters 393 to 398 He was dying, that much was obvious to himself. But before he would let himself succumb to Death, he would offer one last protection...

During the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli makes a statement that seems to be in conflict with previous events. Now, he's given a chance to explain himself. Featuring the Three Hunters at their pedantic best plus a pragmatic Eomer.

Tsunade is about to operate on Lee, but first, she needs to get him to change into his hospital gown. In the process, she gets more than a little disturbed. [Crack fic] [Twoshot]

Hughes finds a new audience for his photos. Fluff.

We all know the story of Final Fantasy 1. Our light warriors go off, kill chaos, and peace reigns for ever more. But what happens when our light warriors aren't as light as they should be? Chapter 10 up!

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

[Alternate Universe]What if it was not Hyuuga Hinata kidnapped but Uchiha Itachi? What if they weren't able to rescue him? What if Uchiha Fugaku met him back fifteen years later?

A very short drabble concerning the nature of Mary Sues. Definition of the term Mary Sue is not included. Enjoy!

Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge.

A detailed journey into the very bowels of Mary-suedom. Not for the faint-hearted.

Do you enjoy a good Naruto story? Are you tired of skipping over cliche stories? Ever want to laugh at a story that wasn't trying to be funny? Well come on in. Today we're making fun of all the stories that make you sigh.

Shizune must comply with the demands of Tobi and Deidara after they kidnap TonTon . . . too bad their demands are all really stupid!

A parody of the Animaniacs theme song, whose show I shall always hold dear to my heart. Read, laugh your ass off, and remember the days when American TV was worth selling your soul to.

A crazy missingnin performs the horrid Butt Sticking no Jutsu on Naruto and Sasuke! How will the two survive with their asses stuck together for 24 hours?

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

A series of Coulda Been Shinobi'sGuides. All of the stories that didn't meet my requirements for Guide status ended up here. Enjoy!

It had to be done. This is practically the only genre left without a Copacabana parody in it. I'm only doing my duty! Don't hit me!

The crack! It burns! Shinobi's Guide number eight gives homage to cheesy Japanese import TV. Parodies include Godzilla, Super Sentai, every magical girl anime you've ever seen, and some mecha anime just for the heck of it.

Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.

Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide

It's not over yet! The sixth Shinobi's Guide is here! Be prepared for craziness as we explore bizarre training methods and yes there will be references to other anime and manga, hint hint

The fifth Shinobi's Guide. Our saga continues with the bizarre tales akin to touring the Ripley's vault. Shinobi's Guide is now officially your Icha Icha Paradise. Go out and convert.

Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series

This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.

It's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second Guide