The first thing I have to say about this one is that the title is pronounced aych ay Network, not ha Network. This has been mistaken so often that I need to point it out right away. Anyway: Holly and Artemis do a radio show.

Fic begun before TOD. Artemis is puzzled. Why does he have these odd memories? Is Butler's new protege really insane? Why should he care if his parents name his baby sister Holly? And the biggest question of all: what does Jon Spiro have against him?

TOD spoilers. Holly's gone, changed to human. If she wants Root back, her mysterious transformers have told her she must hide out on the surface.But Artemis, Trouble and Mulch are going to find her and solve this, with help from friends old and new.

Cupid Valentino, the love fairy, has cast a spell on Artemis. Kiss a girl in seven days, or die. With no way to stop Cupid, it looks like Artemis only has one choice... But he's Artemis Fowl, how hard could it be? Yeah...you're right, he's doomed.

Foaly let the only things keeping control over hte elements lose and it's up to Artemis to stop them. But...from doing what? See ... Broken Seal ... which is the rewrite!

Foaly and Artemis and Foaly created a time machine and Ark Sool is going to test it. What happens? Read and find out. I know, bad summary. and oh! the disclaimer's here: I don't own Artemis Fowl and co., and related things.

Artemis and his family go to a small city in America to engage in another buisness scandal, but end up trapped in a town full of zombies. Now he, Butler, Juliet, Holly, Foaly, and a few others must find a way out of the city, before it's too late...rnS

Artemis' parents are worried about Artemis' social life. So they send him to Camp Shamrock for both boys and girls. Though the camp sounds normal, the people in it are far from normal. Will Artemis survive?

Artemis is under cover for a mission to help Holly, but in order to suceed it. he has to do the unthinkable! He has to dress as a WOMAN! Artemis now has to live in the sorority of the craziet girls ever! Can Artemis uncover his feminine side?

An insight to the growth of the Truffle Loving within Haeven's police force.

Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.

Several Poemes written by fairies

What do you get when you mix a five yearold genius named Artemis Fowl, a very short teacher, a six foot tall body gaurd, and the LEP? A catastrophe. Did we mentione that Arty's school is called the Hamburg acadamey? FINISHED!