What if Carlisle had come back instead of Alice? What if Edward hadn't gone to Italy? What if Bella got over Edward? My first attepmt at Bella/Carlisle. Please read. : Help an author out? Please read. :D

After two people in the Cullen household cheat, their other halfs lean on each other. BxJ

Watch Esme and Carlisle raise there six rambunctious children All human. Don't own twilight

You promised me forever. Blackwater drabble.

Rosalie has always wanted her own baby, so when she finally gets what she wants from Alice's sister Adele, it seems like a dream come true. But Adele is hiding something; something that could affect Rose's baby and curse the Cullens to hell on earth...

Leah knew this was wrong. Leah didn't care.

He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!

Emmett misunderstands Rose's rule and goes thirty-two days 'without any Rose'. It nearly kills him. One-shot probably.

Rated T for a reason. Emmett's personality in this fic is very...perverted. Just forwarning. Very fluffeh. Kinda. More lemony. Emmett goes blind on one of his boredom quests. You'll never guess why. R/R. Peace!

"It's caviar," I told her easily.A-dur."I know that, but what is it?" she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don't really like your attitude."Unborn fish spawn," I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/E

Edward left Bella and she married Mike. Edward comes back. How will he respond to Bella and Mike? Rated T just to be safe. Discountinued.

Edward Cullen and his girlfriend Angela Webber love to pick on Bella Swan. After a tragic car accident, Edward falls for Bella, but she thinks he is being nice to her because of pity. Will Bella ever realize Edward is not so bad? All human. Rated T

Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, "I love you" at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? "Daddy," he cried. "Don't hurt me…" — COTN SIDE-STORY

Ok.. I have some ideas for a new story. just need some imput. tell me how the things are. what to add/take away. pleaseeeee

Emmett has bad songs on his iPod and tries to show them to Alice subtly. If you review, I'll love you forever.

Jacob and Nessie get in trouble with Edward... When you review, I'll take you off my hit list.

Bella and Edward are just messing around; Jacob walks in. Jacob and Nessie's Fluffeh Moments are in here too. Tell me if i should just give up writing and stop or if i should continue. please. BY REVIEWING. NOT PM, PLEASE. btw,im wanting to do them all.

This is an older story of mine. I'm rewriting it now. Just look out for it teehee

Renesemee invites her friend over for a party. The friend, Tia, is...into the older guys if you know what I mean. Hence the title. I don't know if i want to continue this plot, so i didn't write much. I'll send a pedophile after you if you don't review

The Cullen family tries to make it a ritual that they all come together on Saturday and play games. The odd games that are soon to be played freighten even me, and I'm a freak. I'm such a freak, I'll kill you in your sleep if you don't review.

Emmett has some skeletons in his closet. He finds FanFiction and realizes his skeletons aren't in his closet anymore. I will tell everyone your secrets. If you don't want me to, then review.

Alice and Jasper fight about his butt. Nessie walks in on Edward and Bella. ON A STICKKK. if you've heard jeff dunham, u might like this. Emmett and Rose have peach fights. Sorry about not clarifying. In ch.10, his job is on a sex line. sowwieees

The Cullens go get a haircut and almost do the dirty on the sidewalk. I'll send Mike to do the dirteh on you AND your mommah.

Jasper finds FF through FP and gets addicted. Alice makes moves to help him with it, but he doesn't want help. "So you're choosing FanFiction over me?" "Well. . . ."

Read the first chapter to find out everything