Random parody of Twilight. Not for Twi-fans. Rated T... just to be safe.

Bella and Edward notice a group of emo children at the mall one day. The two become curious as to why the emos dress and act the way they do. Hilarity ensues when the two parade around with the lot of them... for 'scientific' reasons... sure...

Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?

AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- 'marry' him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending 'eternity' with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!

Bella goes to college and meets the Cullens.She doesn't like Edward and begins dating someone else.But when she goes to b/u with him he becomes angry.Can Edward keep Bella safe from her muderous b/f?Will love bloom?Full sumary inside. GIVE IT A CHANCE!

Bella goes to live with Renee. They live in Lancaster, PA. She meets Alice and Rose and become great friends.Edward is the school player and captain of the football team.He likes her will he be able to change his ways and will she fall for him.ALL HUMAN!

Bella Swan has always been average. Her best friend is Alice Cullen. Alice Cullen has a brother—Edward. He is a total jerk. Bella hates Edward because he and her used to be best friends, but then he became popular by becoming quarterback and abandoned her

-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-

Two completely different people find themselves stuck sharing a dorm room with each other. The player and the sweet girl; one bad idea, a painful rumour and mixed feelings. Not a good combo. AH, OOC.

Basic outline is Edward dumps Bella because he becomes a player. Bella and her friends plan to get revenge on Edward.. Full summary inside. Canon pairings. T-rated just in case. Quite OOC and AH. Please give it a shot!

Edward is the school player. Bella hates players. What happens when Bella comes down to vist her dad. Will Bella change Edwards life? Will Edward stop his playing ways to be with Bella? All human

Bella, Alice,and Emmett are the most popular kids at Forks high. Then Edward, Jasper and Rosalie came. Will Edward, the player, and Bella, the skater, find true love or hatred? BXE AXJ RXEm AH OOC T cause I'm paraniod

Bella is lead of the Drama department at school. Edward is a super Jock/Player. What will happen when they get cast as Romeo and Juliet? Will they hate each other or fall in love? I suck at summarys. Please read it's better than it sounds ExB AxJ EmxR

Edward is the schools biggest player and Bella is the misunderstood teenager but what happens when Alice gives Bella a makeover and Edward wants Bella? Drama there will be :

Edward Cullen is known as the college stud, as well as, star football player, & ladies man. One day, Edward runs straight into Bella Swan on his way to class, Bella calls Edward out on his reputation. Will they get past it & strike romance? ALL HUMAN

Isabella Swan comes into the small town of Forks. She had her heart broken a couple of times before and would not fall for the same trick twice. She meets Edward Cullen, the player. Will she fall for his charms or will she suffer heartbreak?

After breaking up with her jerk of a boyfriend, Bella Swan has promised herself that she will never fall in love again. But she meets Edward Cullen, a player, in her new school. He is determined to change to win her heart. Will she let that happen?

Bella is going to Oxford There she meets new friends and some old ghosts come back to haunt her Edward Cullen the school player wants her He wants her bad And will do anything to get her He just never expected to fall in love in the process. ALL HUMAN BxE

Bella,Alice,Rosalie are sisters,best friends,AND vampires going to Bridgeston Academy.Emmett,Edward,Jasper are adopted brothers,players but also vampires going to the same school. So much drama. Will they ever get together? B&ED, EM&R, A&J eventually

Edward was a player but gave up his ways to go out with his best friend Bella. Bella later finds Edward cheating and runs away only to become famous as a singer. Will they meet again or will their love suffer? 7th fic! Review!

Rosalie the model. Alice the dreamer. Bella the mystery. Emmet the prankster. Jasper the Need discrption . Edward the player. Six diferent people with different dreams. One house thats up for rent. Will they cope with the differnces or crack uder pressur

Bella's the new scolarship student at Hollisters Academy, boardschool with rich, arrogant teens. She met Edward, player, and while he try to seduce her she's determined to show him that she isn't easy. But will she really resist him or break her own rules

Bella recently moved to attend Stephenie Meyer University, Edward is a major player. Can she influence him or is it him who influences her? Discover love, friendship and life. ExB. All Human. I know cliche but please give it a go.

Beauties, Hawties, Sexies, and Rebels collide! Will Bella, Rose, and Alice find love? Will Tanya, Lauren, and Jessica takeover school? Are Edward, Jasper, and Emmett actually players? What's up Jake's, Mike's, and Tyler's sleeves? Full Summary on Profile.

Bella swan is an anorexic emo whos parents send to rehab. when she meets Alice emmett rosalie edward and jasper there will she make true friends and maybe even bloom feelings for edward? EXB JXA EMXR