Twilight summed up in one paragraph, it's a long paragraph but I'm the writer so what I say works. Read, it's a great laugh.

After Edward leaves Bella in the Woods Jake is the one to find her. 9 months go by & Bella still hasn't come around. One day Bella decides to stop hiding, she goes to Jake's... & when he looks into her eyes something very peculiar happens. Jacob's POV

Jacob asks Bella a very important question. Oneshot.

Bella finally realizes that she has been wrong all along. Is it too late to make the wrong things right? Starts off in Chapter 23 of Eclipse when Edward brings Jacob back to the campsite so Bella can talk to him. But Edward never leaves. Bella's P.O.V

Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!

Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!

I only have two words to say to you. Possibly the two most absolutely petrifying words you will ever hear. Aro and Myspace. Be afraid, be very afraid.

When the Cullen's are bored, Jasper and Emmett come out to play. Warning: Harry Potter book 6 spoilers! and some cursing.

What happens when Jake goes to the Cullen's to hang out with Bella? Showdown with Blondie? Or Sandcastles?

What will happen when Bella's is alone on Halloween, when the Cullen's show up at her door, in costumes? Yes, costumes!

Bella spends her first Christmas with Edward and his family.

What do you get when you put all the Twilight characters on MSN? Total chaos, that's what. Here's my first Twilight entry on fanfiction, made up of total randomness. Rated T just in case.

Bella begins another year at Fork, this time not alone. Set after Twilight. BellaXEdward pairing, of course. COMPLETE.

Bella's hungry and the only one around is Emmett, but what will he do to embaress her at the store?

Written for vampireSPEED and twilight-is-lovee's Vampires go to WalMart! Contest. Original idea. Read and review! Oneshot. Humor.

Twilight characters express their true feelings. Humor. Rated T for language!

Twilight, Twilight Twilight, funny funny funny, SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS! BE THERE BE THERE BE THERRE!

Parody summary of the Twilight Series.

What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB

Emmett tells Edward and Bella a joke, Edward doesn't get it. Rated T for Dirty Humor and one curse word. 1Shot

This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.

Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R

Twilight in Edward's point of view. Winner of Fanfiction of the Week a long while ago, on the Twilight Awards. Revisions: up to Ch7. Complete. JUNE 2010- I've been nominated for the bringmetolifeawards!

It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.

Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!