Good food, lots of presents to open, crippling holiday depression...no, that can't be right. CAT

This kind of thing was happening more and more often... CAT

Well, it wasn't exactly like picking up a hitchhiker...much the same way that falling asleep under a dumpster behind a bar isn't exactly the same as wandering around dark alleys... CAT

Why did this kind of thing have to keep happening on Christmas? CAT

Death at midnight plays a dance tune, Zig, zig, zig, on his violin. The winter wind blows and the night is dark, Moans are heard in the linden trees. Through the gloom, white skeletons pass, Running and leaping in their shrouds. CAT

I love the smell of fear toxin in the morning...and in the afternoon...and on into the night if the Scarecrow's minion has anything to say about it. CAT

Raining violets? No. It was raining rain. CAT

After all these years, his girls could still surprise him... CAT

This was the beginning of the end... CAT

We all know better than to use telephones. Seriously. CAT

Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins. And, most importantly, everyone shuts up about it later. CAT

April Fools' Day in Gotham can be such a drag. CAT

Some conversations invite audience participation. Other times, eavesdropping is best. CAT

There are good places to hide, and then there are...other places. But when Batman's involved, a villain doesn't have much choice. CAT

...and getting caught in the rain. CAT

The sun goin' down, boy. Dark gonna catch me here. CAT

A walk in the park. A cakewalk. Easy pickings. Like taking candy from a baby. What could possibly go wrong? CAT

It started with Valentine's Day. Things went downhill from there. CAT

Thoughts that found a maze of mermaid hair Tangling in the tide's green fall Now fold their wings like bats and disappear Into the attic of the skull. CAT

A very Squishy Christmas it may be, but something's clearly missing...MINIONS! CAT

You know what they say: another year older, another year...older, anyway. CAT

Desperate times call for desperate measures... CAT

Judge a man not by the clothes he wears, but by the clothes he buys for you. CAT

Some people call it a one night stand, but we can call it paradise. -CAT-

Things fall apart, the center cannot hold. And when things fall apart, boy do they fall apart. CAT