Harry is going to seduce Ron. Even if it kills him.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

A Harry/Ron/Hermione one shot for the Summer Solstice. The trio spend their last moments together before Hermione leaves to find her parents in Australia. They watch the sunrise and talk about the next chapter in their lives...or will it be a new book?

"Lily, dear, I see that you are developing more and more each passing day," he chuckled, noting the V- neck that Lily had placed on herself. She flipped her hair over. "You too, Potter. You're going to have some nice boobs by the end of the year."

This is why they try to leave dinner to Ron. Implied Trio ship.

You never know...

Luna's saying odder things than usual. RL

Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?

This is a series of oneshots of Dumbledore's random schemes over the years to get rid of Voldemort. The first chapter is in answer to a challenge from clairful. Please R&R. thank you.

Have a cold one on me, mate.

Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.

The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. "If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it's simply too high-risk for us..."

AU: The Order is fighting a losing battle, but they are still trying. Oneshot during a single meeting. T for language.

The ship nobody dared speak of until now...Ron::Crabs!What happens when an infestation hits the Auror squad one week in Italy and how will Ron explain why he can't have sex to Hermione?

All Teddy needed to do was go back in time one hour and rescue Hermione Granger - how hard could it be? Um, maybe drinks were a bad idea... Written for Harry Holidays fic exchange on LJ. Profanity, some violence and sexual references.

Gideon Prewett learns to let go.

it is a heady age, seventeen. drabble DH spoilers slash AlbusGellert

Very few knew why Alastor Moody was so adamant on constant vigilance. It was a sorrowful lesson learned.

Parody of Sweeney Todd. What exactly do the house-elves put in the Hogwarts meat pies?

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

In which the Fat Lady is pregnant, Goyle has an epiphany, Hermione is in love with a clown, and other randomness occurs

Slughorn is – gasp! – forcing the Slytherins to be sociable! To people outside of their own house! And Millicent Bulstrode has to find a date to the Christmas Ball. Oneshot with very unexpected consequences. Written prior to Deathly Hallows.

There really wasn't much more to it than that. ZSCD unrequited.

Ron and Hermione are worried about Harry. They should be. Harry?, complete crackfic

100 word drabble. Hermione's loud eating peaks Severus' curiosity but he's not sure he wants to know the answer.