This is a normal morning in the Akatsuki. Hilarity ensues. My first fic. :D

On boring Akatsuki days I invite friends over to have fun. We call it fun; the male members call it torture. Discontinued because I'm writing a *hopefully* bigger related fic.

I reached for the alarm clock, and i felt something rather...sharp...i looked up, and i saw...a kunai...a flippin KUNAI!

Spinoff from 'Rules for Tobi'. Tobi's been with the Akatsuki for a while and thinks the rules are a little harsh...So why not make his own? Short but sweet, reading the original fic recommended but not nessesary.

Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.

Tobi signs the Akatsuki up for the Great Shinobi Competions! With no choice, they must compete against every nation in the Naruto world!

The Akatsuki has gone to the skating rink, and Zetsu and Deidara get an idea...a wonderful idea...an awful idea!

"Don't. Say. A. Word. Un. I have to work here," Deidara hissed. "We need funds."

Movie night was always the Akatsuki highlight of the month. "This is a fucking pussy movie. Where the fuck did you get this shit?" - "My victim…I think her name was…Paris Hilton…?"

Tobi, do you know what happened the last time we gave Hidan coffee?" Kakuzu asked slowly.

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

Deidara and Itachi are out of hair gel and Zetsu, Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu are watching the Rockets vs Warriors game. Crisis ensues, and they go to WalMart. T for language, OOC characters

Pein leaves Tobi in charge of cookin read to find out want happens.

Tobi wants to be a news reporter! He goes around asking each Akatsuki member about things. What will become of Tobi? Will he get pulverized just for asking about hair products?