Wilson and Cuddy have had enough of House's behaviour. So what do they do? Make a list of things he can't do, of course! And who better to read it than our favourite Aussie?

A parody poking fun at canon, fanon, slash, het, clichés and bad writing. Set in Season 6 and featuring pretty much everyone and everything I could cram in. No wombats were harmed in the writing of this story, but my thesaurus did get a little beat up.

A Hilsonized version of the children's classic "Are You My Mother?". Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a membership to the Bookmobile and the ability to see House and Wilson in everything.

A giggling Foreman, Kutner the Killer, a cookie-crazed Thirteen, and all sorts of chaos stirs PPTH. Who is the only normal one? Crack fic.

A summation of what typically happens in an episode of "House, M.D.".

Our loveable doctors spend the day golfing, but there is a slight twist. Warning, includes Foreman death and Cameron bashing, but that's good, right? Huddy, Chameron, Kudley.

Doctors House, Cuddy, Foreman, Wilson, Chase, and Cameron all gather into House's office on a hot day in August. And watch the Olympics.

Kutner tries to teach a musically-inept Taub the finer points of Guitar Hero. Fluffy, dialogue-only format, Taubner bromance.

House finds out about all the gayness going around in the hospital and doesn't join in. House/Taub fanfic..

Thirteen is sick with a puzzling medical condition, that House can't help but enjoy. CRACKFIC T to be safe.

House makes his own MasterCard commercial. Established Camteen/Cadley. #647.

House writes some fanfiction about the hospital. Cuddy doesn't approve. Kutner does. Taub gets snarky, and Foreman gets jealous. All in all, good times.

The League Of OTP's and Damn Sexy Relationships is here to assure you that everything is alright with some of your favorite couples. Up first, House and Cuddy. In which we discuss a Wilson threesome and David Shore's legion of angst monkeys.

When cameron eavesdrops on a conversation between House and Cuddy she gets more than she bargained for.

Oh no, it looks like House took some of Wilson's lunch again.

The ducklings just chillin' and dicussing who would win in a fight between Cuddy and Stacy, they were just discussing but House showed up with the answer. A bit of a Crackfic. It's your vote, who would win?

Do you believe in love at first sight? crack!fic Pairing: Wilson/Duckie, a relationship based in love and sadness. AGAIN, CRACK!FIC, YOU DON'T LIKE, YOU DON'T READ!

Anti-Valentines Day, Batman, Foreman-bashing, unofficial cults...a crackfic my friend made me write. i don't even know why, i just know i killed foreman.

Crackfic. House and the gang pass time between patients by reading a murder mystery written by House.

There isn't a day at Princeton-Plainsboro when House doesn't cause some sort of uproar or ruckus in the hospital, particularly at his boss's expense. Rated T for language. Reviews are lovely.

Crackfic - A typical Monday Morning at PPTH, with all our favourite doctors OOC. House is happy, Cuddy has anger management, Wilson is a hippie, etc. Enjoy!

One of the most ridiculous pranks in history. Crackfic drabble.

Foreman's reading Twilight, Chase and Cameron are square dancing, the team is playing Rockband, Wilson has an anger problem and House has a new hobby. A major crackfic that has ten short stories. Has Foreman bashing.

House and Cuddy reflect in her office over what they think about all of the FAN FICTIONS that we write. Crackfic if I ever saw one.

The Earth goes boom. House is involved. Of course.