This is what happens when during an epic war, a crackfic and a plot are evenly matched. Until the crackfic has some tricks up its sleeves!

The guardians are having a party to put down the Pure Ones! If you want to join the party, just review and tell me.

Otulissa is way to perfect, and a more bad things need to happen to her. Here's to a soon to be very angry Otulissa.

CHAP3UP. I open up shop and gather all the GoG characters as my staff. We're gonna have a fun time here at Milkberry Cafe, ripping off other people's jokes and owls questioning sexuality left, right, and center. Rated M, now, for swearing and adult.

Twilight expresses his true feelings for the burrowing owl ryb, Dewlap.

The Band and Otulissa must go to the beyond to recover a powerful relic that Nyra has stolen! A oneshot. Supposed to be funny. Please R&R!

Kludd is so annoying! And Nyra! If you agree, READ THIS! It's a humor fic making fun of him! And, always, always remember: REVIEW! Please? You know you hate Kludd and Nyra!

Ask any character from Guardians of Ga'Hoole a question... Ask a question via review.

Based of something on Gemma basherfic. Gemma dies and goes to hagsmire, and a bunch of events happen there. Humor

I put this up again since the other story that inspired this is still up. Pointless conversation! No mean reviews, please.

The GOG cast becomes part of the poular scene series of 'Know Your Stars '. Complete.