AU. Acting's hard. Acting love is harder. But maybe not so hard when you really love them. SasuSaku.

Sasuke returned, but Sakura isn't the same. And to top it all off, the dobe thinks he is gay! Sasuke X Sakura, One shot! Rated T for some curse words! P.S I suck at Summaries.

Sasuke a liar? Sakura tries to find out who Sasuke likes, they argue and Sakura doesn't stop talking, Sasuke shuts her up. SasuSaku!

Sasuke and Sakura telling you what you can do when you are bored. SasuxSaku. Remember to review! Or I'll eat your babies...sry!

Sasuke lost a bet against Naruto and he needs to sing in front of them. The problem is does he knows how to sing? Read and you'll find out...sorry for the grammatical errors

-SasuSaku- He ignored her, she pouted. She ignored him, he began anxious. "Wait! Don't kiss me, Sasuke!"

Drop your pants." "Your one horny woman, your not getting laid are you?" "I dont like you right now." "Feelings mutual." Sasuke and Sakura at the hospital. Fluff. oneshot

"How dare you! Sasuke…how can you do this to me? You're cheating with my girlfriend!" Naruto said almost in tears while attacking Sasuke. "She ain't your girlfriend she's mine from the start!" the Uchiha spat fire after saying this.

For CrAzY-SiLLy-Me. SasuSaku, Ouran Host Club. Maybe Sasuke shouldn't have agreed to their deal. He didn't know what he was getting into when he decided to let the Host Club help him in his love life. But if it wins him Sakura...then it's worth it.

Fall for me!" Sasuke screamed towards Sakura infront of the whole playground. "Or I'll trip you myself!" Crackfic.

And this is what happens when you let a teenaged girl direct a movie. First in a series of four. — Sasuke/Sakura.

"Kyaa! Sasuke-kun! I know that you know that I like you but who gave you the permission to STARE at my chest!" *crack* Sasusaku slight naruhina nejiten and shikaino. Enjoy!

"I am not EMO!", "Yeah, says HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD!" *Crack* Sasusaku Enjoy!

Sasuke and Sakura is always fighting could there be somthing more to it? Plz R&R! Sasusaku

it was a Normal day untill naruto decided to ask a question. Plz R&R, SasuSaku

DONE WITH PERMISSION Hello, dear Sasuke-kun. These are your lovable fangirls, and before you try and fail to remove our heads from our necks, there are a few things we'd like you to know and possibly fear...

SasuSaku AU ONESHOT Dialogue CRACK. "Sasuke has a diary?" "It's not a diary!" "Right, sorry, I meant to say Poetry Book." "Poetry?" "I don't freaking write poetry!" What is said in the boy's locker room stays in the boy's locker room. Well, not for long.

But I thought you were gay." "WHAT THE HELL! WHERE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH DID YOU GET THAT ASSUMPTION!" "Well usually when a man doesn't like women, he's gay." "I'll prove it." "How?" -smirk- R&R! sasusaku crack-fic. Poke fun at Sasuke's sexuality!

Sakura tries to win Saskue's heart in all the wrong ways. What happens when Saskue decides to make HER jealous? Saskue/Sakura, Saskue/Naruto, Sakura/Kakashi

Sakura didn't feel too comfortable inside that smelly, narrow locker. It would have been different if she wouldn't be stuck though. Of course that stupid locker wouldn't open from the inside... Sakura's stuck inside Sasuke's locker! fluffy/humor

SasuSaku ONESHOT. A story in which everyone in Team Seven celebrates the joyous holiday of trickery, except Sasuke who finds it quite annoying when he's talking about rather important things.

Squad seven has failed yet again another mission, thanks to Sasuke's and Sakura bickering, so Kakashi well actually Naruto has thought of something to make them bond together and figure out what the hell is their problem.

Sasuke's being interrogated as part of the ANBU exame. But what he didn't no, is part of the mental torture was to be educated about the opposite sex! Maybe repopulating his clan, wouldn't be so bad after all... R&R! SASUSAKU CRACKFIC! or my attempt again

.:One-shot:. A horny Uchiha is not a patient Uchiha. .:SasuSaku:.

"I love you." "W-What?" "You heard me..." Her eyes suddenly lit up and she threw her arms around his neck, giggling up a storm.- need i say more? ONESHOT SASUSAKU CRACKFIC! or my sorry attempt at one.