If you've seen 'All That' then you know of the awesome guy that does 'Know Your Stars.' WELL, Here is the FMA version! He's now here to piss off the characters of Fullmetal!PLEASE review. If you're a loyal reviewer, I might make you a muse. REVIEW!

Kimbley want to blow up the sun

The cast of Full Metal Alchemist plays truth or dare! A new character comes in with each chapter!

He'll broadcast it on television, shattering the sound barrier. This androgynous homunculus will prove once and for all that he can be masculine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Join the FMA dudes as they step in moop poop, wear squid hats, turn into marshmellows, learn to read, run from killers, throw parties, dance with pandas in bikinis,and Eventually implode!

Random oneshots that will either melt your brain from the stupidity andor make you fall to the ground in laughter! It's sure to make you laugh or...screw it, if you don't laugh, you have no sense of humor! Chapter 23: Happy Purkey Day!

Assassin under new management Crack story where movie stars and famous people I hate are killed by FMA characters. Main assain: Wrath. Fair game, ask me if you want someone to die, rated T for obvious reasons, review or I'll assainate you next.

Edward learns at a young age the horrible truth about milk.

Random funny short stories featuring the characters from Fullmetal Alchemist! New chapter added!

When Roy comes up with a crazy idea, all of his subordianes are dragged into it. What will become of them? And what WILL they wear? And what's with Roy's coffee? A FMA crackfic. COMPLEATE!