Ever have one of those customers that just doesn't understand you're not interested? COMPLETE

Deidara the one who loved to blow up things. The one whom always seemed to hate Itachi, but there was a reason for that. The reason he always wanted to get his revenge on Itachi and it all happened one night a few months ago... Crackfic DeidaraxItachi

"I can't figure out what Danna means by the lemons!" I shouted pointing at the lemons at the middle of the table. The Uchiha chuckled and he neared me. Why does everyone but me seem to know? NO PAIRINGS

"Watch this Danna, un." Deidara started to walk towards the raven-haired man. "Don't do this Deidara, the man is a cop." Sasori hissed at his blond friend. But he wouldn't listen...

Sequel to Sickness and Health: An emotionally unstable Deidara is left alone in the base with the subject of his confusion. Will things get better or worse between the two? shounen ai/bl/yaoi, whatever you want to call it

Itachi and Deidara only want to celebrate their seventh anniversery but with kids and other things going against them, their beautiful day is ruined... or is it? COMPLETE

Itachi is crushing on his little brother's best friend, Deidara, but does nothing about it. That is until he's been drafted to fight for their country. COMPLETE

My First Fan fiction so please be nice. What happens when Deidara asks Itachi a simple question. ItaXDei I suck at summary's...

When the Akatsuki's blond bomber falls ill Itachi reluctantly takes on the tedious task of looking after him due to Tobi's incompetence. How will Deidara react when he wakes up to find his sworn enemy sitting in his room? rating for Hidan's language only

'I love you too,' I had wanted to say, but my lips would not move and my eyelids felt heavy. 'I will never stop loving you Itachi.' The words were left unsaid. You probably thought I was already dead. ItaDei No lemons. Rated T just to be safe.

Deidara muses on his feelings toward Itachi, and it keeps coming back to hate, as well as something he can't describe. Oneshot. Implied Deidara/Itachi, if you squint.

Deidara is married off to Sasori at eighteen. Three years later, after being abused in every way possible, Itachi comes into the picture.

What do you do when your significant other falls ill? Despite the chance of getting sick himself, Itachi takes care of his blonde boyfriend. Ita/Dei

Since he could remember, Itachi had some serious problems with everybody else. Or at least... it was too troublesome for him.

Deidara gets trapped, thinking of Itachi. DeiIta

If there was anything Deidara and Itachi could relate to- it was having long hair. And oddly enough, it was the one thing that eased tensions between them.

An ItaDei fluff-fiction. This needed doing for personal reasons, I'm not very good at fluff, I tried to make it work. If it didn't, just let me know, reviews & constructive critisicm appreciated

Deidara's thoughts on love and saying goodbye. PLEASE DON'T BOTHER ME WITH FLAMES... THIS STORY MEANS MORE TO ME BECAUSE OF THE EVENTS BEHIND IT. THANK YOU!

A kiss and pieces of a conversation leave a certain blonde into feelings. Feelings he was far from a accepting of to begin with. Especially since it comes to the guy 'that thinks he's all that'. Or is that an act in itself? WARNING ITADEI Pairing

Just because Deidara couldn't say it, didn't mean Itachi couldn't be told. ItaDei / DeiIta

To Decorate a tree you must have... patience...skill... other junk. Oh boy. 1st Christmas drabble. 1st akatsuki fic be nice reviews 4 chrizmaz.? plez.? Yaoi and crack ish warningg ;DD

SEQUEL TO ALL FOR A CERTAIN BLONDE Well the title really speaks for itself. But for those whose can't figure it out it's an MPREG! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! . Pairing focus ItaDei

2011 UPDATED! Itachi's just your normal english teacher with dreams of being with the one student he just loves to give detentions to, but can he make his dreams a reality if you don't like BOYxBOY love don't read

DeiItaDei, AU, Pathverse. Another step forward, another path taken, another notch on the endless journey. Itachi and Deidara prepare to take the next big step. Complete.

Deidara always stole his stuff. Itadei