One-shot. Capricorn is bored. Basta get's a crash-course in driving, and Flatnose gets annoyed. Slightly OOC Capricorn. First Inkheart fanfic. No chickens, cats, or black-jacket's were harmed in the making of this fanfic...

Working undercover as part of an eccletic staff for a socially-inept heir was the last place that Itachi expected to start questioning himself and his loyalties.

Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.

After a Halloween party, Basta falls asleep with plastic vampire teeth in his mouth...what happens when he wakes up in the middle of the night convinced he's a vampire?

A reluctant Yami is given an impossible task: tutoring Bakura in math. The former tomb robber can't seem to focus at all. But does he have a point? Oneshot Not romance. Rating for language.

Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own KURDA SMAHLT unit. To ensure you get the most out the blond general, please pay close attention to the following instructions.

The Espada have a hard time getting along with one another as they wait for Aizen to arrive at the meeting.

The life and times of Anime!Pride. Because the only thing more traumatic than having Envy as your older brother is not getting any screentime to complain about it. Spoilers, and lots of them

The Military's resident snobby secretary tackles workaholism, parenting, Elrics, and all of reincarnation's other little quirks.

By Popular Demand: the sequel to 'If You Give A Sin A Soul! Poor little Reg thought his problems were over. But, then, he thought his folks were dead, too. Can the littlest Sin get married before Roy gets too nosy?

In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!

When Deidara finds a fuzzy little weasel, it seems to be taking Itachi's place. So Itachi tries everything to get rid of the intruder. Oneshot.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine's Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!

Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...

A Deitobi one shot. Fluffy In which Deidara lectures Tobi. Drabbly!

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.

Deidara wants to see Itachi's eye twitch. Sasori and Kisame spill their guts out laughing. Review please!

Life in the Akatsuki isn't just about hunting down the Tailed Beasts or doing missions. The toilets at the hideout back up too, you know. It's rather messy. -Drabbles, crack, OOC-

What goes on behind closed doors at Akatsuki.. should stay behind them. Jokingly implied ZetsuTobi, but no yaoi. LONG OVERDUE, I KNOW.

Fourth in the Birthday Series Sasuke has endless fun teasing Kabuto about his birthday.

Sasori wants to brush his teeth, but Deidara is making it impossible for him. Annoyance and humor between the two great characs of Akatsuki! Read & review please! Oneshot...

oneshot This is Uchiha Itachi, age 11. The little boy over there is his younger brother. Yes, that's right, the one surrounded by girls.