The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.

Would you like to own the yellow flash? If so, come look at the manual for its uses. Revealing, YONDAIME HOKAGE!

Team 7 is having a little argument about whose life is worse. Plz read summary sucks. Flames will be ignored.

Falling victim to a strange jutsu, Naruto wakes up in an older Konoha, still governed by the Yondaime. Yondy!Daddy

-DISCONTINUED DAMNIT- Read author's note

And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P

A Team Seven crackfic Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Crack fic! Ever wonder why they call the information files on dangerous or criminal ninjas a Bingo Book? Well, now you know. IrukaKakashi pairing. Oneshot.

Even though Itachi is dead, he will always linger. They called him cold, harsh and brutal. Kisame knows they were right, but still, he was attracted to the warmth of Itachi's life. There is nothing now, only fading heat and painful memories. Yaoi ItaKis

God hates him. But Naruto finds that being slingshot to the past is by far the least of his worries... especially when an enamoured teenager by the name of Namikaze Minato is vying for his attentions! Rather one-sided MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel, AU.

Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.

Things are not always as they appear, and people are not always who they seem to be. Wherever you are, whatever you do, and whoever you talk to, remember to always look Underneath the Underneath. Sequel to 'Skinless'. SasuNaru

There's more to Naruto than meets the eye... Or the ears. Slight SasuNaru pairing. COMPLETE

Oneshot, Team Seven Friendship At two AM in the morning, some things are a whole lot clearer.

Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.

To stop the Kyuubi, the Yondaime is forced to split apart a pair of twins...Hyuuga twins, and not just any Hyuuga, Hinata and her twin brother. Semisuper powered Naruto. I don't own Naruto or any other characters you may recognize.

Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.

Naruto has always been alone on Christmas, but ever since he was little-there was Santa Claus.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Oneshot SasuNaru Naruto has spent his whole life trying to understand girls, and with the help of a bet he may finally get one. Now if only that Teme would stop confusing him!

Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?

Naruto, Sasuke, and a race in the rain. Genfic.

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

The night the Nine Tails attacked, he held his son for the first time. He thought it was unfair, the first time he said hello, he would also have to say goodbye. Yondaime oneshot

Every one always assumes that the curse of Team 7 carries on from Orochimaru to Sasuke, Tsunade to Sakura and Jiraiya to Naruto. But fates are never as simple as that. What if we missed the real threat to Konoha?