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charter: A collection of weird and original fics that will boggle the mind...hopefully. Okay, they're just really, really strange!

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1. Edward Elric and the Seven Sues by Formaldehyde Princess reviews
The Challenge was 'Write a Princess Story', and I give you Crack-ified Snow White. This IS a Crackfic, and is rated for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-10 - Edward E. & Roy M.
2. Hey! You Have to Fight, Now! by McJunker reviews
A low level trainer picks a pokemon battle with a high level trainer. Hilarity and horror ensue.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-15-12 - Complete
3. A Treatise on the Properties of Ninja Wood by Serendipity1 reviews
Donatello regales his brothers with his scientific findings on the properties of their wooden weapons. They are rightfully astounded.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-16-08 - Donatello - Complete
4. Baby Got Orbs by Katarina Freeman reviews
As requested; a song about hobbits and their darlin' eyes. Rated PG-13 cause it's done to the tune of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back," though by itself it's harmless enough to be PG or G.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 1-3-02
5. Testing, One, Two, Three by Anya the Purple reviews
Twilight antific, Portal fanfic. Bella wakes up in an Aperture Science test chamber; lulz and cake shall follow. AU for both verses.I feel terrible knowing I created the Twilight/Portal crossover section, but I hope this fic is worth it.
Crossover - Twilight & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-1-11 - Bella - Complete
6. Alternate Fullmetal Alchemist Theme Songs by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Title says all. I take the theme songs from other classics such as Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Pokemon, Teen Titans, and Transformers, and transmute them into tunes about a diminutive alchemist and his pals! You'll never hear them the same way again...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-27-12 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.
7. Fullmetal Alchemist 4kids style » by Muten Azuki reviews
How would 4kids edit Fullmetal alchemist? I've written some of their 'minor' edits. Aren't you lucky? New theme song included! Flames welcome!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 6-21-09
8. I Replaced Yours With Fruit by the Foot by Balandria reviews
Edward and Alphonse have a battle of wits.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-3-09 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete
9. Ground Rules » by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 11-8-10 - Published: 7-2-09 - Edward E.
10. Coffee and Movies by Muten Azuki reviews
I'm not going to lie to the people reading this summary. This story has a beautiful OC named Heromo Erikawa...just kidding. I don't write that kind of stuff. Ed drinks some coffee, the author reinvents Scar...and there's a movie. Crack...ish
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-6-10 - Complete
11. Cat Chat by Miss Woodford reviews
Postmovie complete oneshot. Alphonse talks to the cats, and they talk back to him! What are they saying? Shhhh...let's listen! Rated for semistriptease by Edward, nothing graphic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 7-8-06 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete
12. Sherman The Rock by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed finds out the hard way that the definition of a pet can be very vague indeed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-18-10 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
13. A Fairy Tale by Sleepless Motive reviews
"The man who fed shoes to the Emperor" didn't quite make it into the history books, but it did become a fairy tale. R&R.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-20-11 - Ling Y. & Edward E. - Complete
14. Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 396 - Published: 6-11-02 - Harry P. & Severus S.
15. Relationshit » by Mird reviews
A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 285 - Updated: 2-7-10 - Published: 5-19-09
16. Fullmetal Alchemist: The True Story by Mird reviews
What REALLY happened? Ed and Al search for fifty two box tops so that Al won't be in debt to his fairy godmother! -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-29-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
17. Epic » by Mird reviews
Because this fic is, indeed, epic. -Crackfic- Chapter Twenty Five: Parental RoyEd- In which undying love is confessed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,744 - Reviews: 330 - Updated: 1-18-11 - Published: 12-19-09
18. The Discovery by Mird reviews
Just when they though they'd seen it all, Ed and Al discover the horrors of...FFnet! oneshot, reasonably stupid...In other words, read it, or you'll sure as hell regret it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-29-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
19. Irony by Mird reviews
Ed trips over a pile of rocks and finds an unexpected surprise. -oneshot- -the result of a tired author-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-16-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
20. Can We Keep Her? by Mird reviews
Al finds a soggy creature and begs Ed to let him keep it. Is it a kitty? I think not. Oneshot, crackfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-30-09 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete
21. The New Defence Teacher by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 288 - Published: 6-5-04
22. Edward Elric Buys Life Insurance by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed finally realizes the dangers of being a human sacrifice and sets off to buy life insurance. However, he fails to recognize the dangers of things like customer service, pre-recorded directories, high prices, and Tina Turner hold music. Hilarity ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-11-12 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
23. The Bet » by iTorchic reviews
Flame Bets. They're well known across the country and starts in well known Colonel roy Mustang's office. Come see some of the chaos as the bets unfold! The new bet: Riza Hawkeye can't last a week in a miniskirt. Semi-crack. Rated T. Chaos shall ensue! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-9-10 - Published: 10-30-09 - Complete
24. If William Shakespeare had written Advent Children » by Licoriceallsorts reviews
If Shakespeare had been working for Square Enix, AC might have turned out something like this... I am not Square Enix and make no claim to ownership of anything related to FFVII. I am also, obviously, not Shakespeare.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-13-10 - Published: 9-12-09 - Cloud S.
25. 444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris » by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-21-12 - Published: 3-22-12 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.

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