The Challenge was 'Write a Princess Story', and I give you Crack-ified Snow White. This IS a Crackfic, and is rated for language.

A low level trainer picks a pokemon battle with a high level trainer. Hilarity and horror ensue.

Donatello regales his brothers with his scientific findings on the properties of their wooden weapons. They are rightfully astounded.

As requested; a song about hobbits and their darlin' eyes. Rated PG-13 cause it's done to the tune of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back," though by itself it's harmless enough to be PG or G.

Twilight antific, Portal fanfic. Bella wakes up in an Aperture Science test chamber; lulz and cake shall follow. AU for both verses.I feel terrible knowing I created the Twilight/Portal crossover section, but I hope this fic is worth it.

Title says all. I take the theme songs from other classics such as Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Pokemon, Teen Titans, and Transformers, and transmute them into tunes about a diminutive alchemist and his pals! You'll never hear them the same way again...

How would 4kids edit Fullmetal alchemist? I've written some of their 'minor' edits. Aren't you lucky? New theme song included! Flames welcome!

Edward and Alphonse have a battle of wits.

Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.

I'm not going to lie to the people reading this summary. This story has a beautiful OC named Heromo Erikawa...just kidding. I don't write that kind of stuff. Ed drinks some coffee, the author reinvents Scar...and there's a movie. Crack...ish

Postmovie complete oneshot. Alphonse talks to the cats, and they talk back to him! What are they saying? Shhhh...let's listen! Rated for semistriptease by Edward, nothing graphic.

Ed finds out the hard way that the definition of a pet can be very vague indeed.

"The man who fed shoes to the Emperor" didn't quite make it into the history books, but it did become a fairy tale. R&R.

A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:

A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.

What REALLY happened? Ed and Al search for fifty two box tops so that Al won't be in debt to his fairy godmother! -oneshot-

Because this fic is, indeed, epic. -Crackfic- Chapter Twenty Five: Parental RoyEd- In which undying love is confessed

Just when they though they'd seen it all, Ed and Al discover the horrors of...FFnet! oneshot, reasonably stupid...In other words, read it, or you'll sure as hell regret it.

Ed trips over a pile of rocks and finds an unexpected surprise. -oneshot- -the result of a tired author-

Al finds a soggy creature and begs Ed to let him keep it. Is it a kitty? I think not. Oneshot, crackfic.

Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.

Ed finally realizes the dangers of being a human sacrifice and sets off to buy life insurance. However, he fails to recognize the dangers of things like customer service, pre-recorded directories, high prices, and Tina Turner hold music. Hilarity ensues.

Flame Bets. They're well known across the country and starts in well known Colonel roy Mustang's office. Come see some of the chaos as the bets unfold! The new bet: Riza Hawkeye can't last a week in a miniskirt. Semi-crack. Rated T. Chaos shall ensue! D

If Shakespeare had been working for Square Enix, AC might have turned out something like this... I am not Square Enix and make no claim to ownership of anything related to FFVII. I am also, obviously, not Shakespeare.

There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!