What happens when the Author returns to Hyrule just in time for a set of team games and Link and Saria need an extra member. Absoloute Randomness, that's what. Prepare for an all new adventure filled with... something and iced coffee!

Link is woken the day before Valentine's Day. Wanting revenge he makes a bet with Saria that he can get her back tommorow without realising what tommorow is. Will our Hero suceed when his target is surrounded by Link lovesick girls? Saria x Link Continued

After Link comes back from his life changing journey, he informs his best friend Saria that he is not an immortal Kokiri, and Saria, who is immortal, tries to figure out why she likes this terminal Link as a bit more than a friend...