Sakura, completely frustrated with her boyfriend, let's all her anger out on an unsuspecting eight ball."Why, might I ask, did you just destroy a magic eight ball, love?" Madara knows just how to end fighting.

MadSaku. Uchiha Corp just hired a new secretary for one of their sellers. Funny thing is, Madara doesn't want one. Sakura's 'no-nonsense' attitude just has to work; it has to! Watch the sparks fly as the two dominate personalities clash.

*Dedicated to my readers* "I'm telling you, this can really help us. So stop the whining because, whether you like it or not, we are going to marriage counseling. Period!" *MadaSaku*

AU. *MadaSaku* It was a simple question: "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" One-shot!

Don't call me hana. I hate it when you call me that. DeiSaku One-shot.

As a child, he was foolish. As a man, he was an opportunist. When Deidara saves Team 7 from a losing battle against Kisame, he may get the home he's always wished for. Will the serial murders of the ANBU OPs endanger his chance at a new life? AR

ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.

NejiSaku It was all because of that stupid dream. Then he just had to go and kiss her. Then all of a sudden he could not seem to get her out of his head. Who would have guessed that Neji was actually such a pervert at heart?

People pick up traits of their mentors. Naruto has a frogshaped wallet and a perverted jutsu. Sasuke has homicidal urges and a tendency to scare little boys. And I've suddenly become the Legendary Sucker and could really use a strong drink.

After the hostile takeover of Konoha, the remnants of those loyal to Naruto dispersed across the world, planning for vengeance against Danzou. Sakura, now living in a frozen tundra, finds herself a few more allies she would have never once suspected.

Everyone is allowed a change of mind - even sentient swords. Sakura. Kisame. Samehada. Drabblesque series.

AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.

Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!

After years of silence, Akatsuki is active again. Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku

The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They're doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU

Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn't make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak

In a place where neither of them belong, they both find room to belong to one another. Deidara and Sakura.

A nineteen-turned-twelve Sakura will vouch that time travel is no walk in the park. ItaSaku.

Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU

Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.

set in stone. Naruto has lost everything and just wants to end it, but when Plan B comes into effect, and altered by a little nine tailed chakra, everything goes horribly wrong, or possibly horribly right, depending on how you look at it. Minor Pairings

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

What happens when you take one space-time teleportation jutsu, a dimensional-shifting space-time jutsu, and the natural energies of Sage Mode and stir them all together? One timeline misplaced Naruto Uzumaki. Time to start scheming for the events to come.

Sometimes you can love too much.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...but ugly is to the bone.