mike newton being a 'dafty' invitedhis whole year, 6 vampires and a clutzy human to his party and its THEMED

Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!

The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!

Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!

The First ever Forks High School Newspaper! Here you can see what's going on at Forks High School and Emmett Cullen's advice column! Aahh, High School life! ON HIATUS!

"Twilight. Release Date: 21 Nov. 2020. Cast: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart. Now in theatres!" While the Cullens are watching TV, they see a strange promo. *Bella and Edward talking in the forest* "They made a movie about us?" someone screamed.

Melanie Johnson is new to Forks High School. She's the typical slut and soon befriends Jessica and Lauren. The minute she spots Edward Cullen sitting with Bella and the Cullens, she wants him. How far will she go to get him? Set during Eclipse.

All human Bella Swan gets a summer job for working as a cleaner to the handsome Mr Cullen. Can she hide her feelings for him, and how will he respond? there will be a LOT more twists: First EVER fan fic Please review :D some OOC-but VERY mild NOW COMPLETE

AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references

Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!

Emmett and Alice bite off more than they can chew when a prank phone call to Mike Newton doesn't go quite the way they planned.

It's Halloween and Mike is about to learn not to mess with Isabella Swan. That is if he comes out alive! Rates 'T' because I'm paranoid. ONE SHOT. Everyone's OOC.

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Bella's finding married life to be not as perfect as she thought it would be. ONE SHOT

Sequel to 'I think I've gone Crazy'. Jessica finds out about the Bella and Edward getting married and Edward decides to mess with her a bit.T because Im paranoid.

Jessica is throwing her eighteenth birthday party, and Bella and Edward are forced to go by Alice. But Lauren Mallory is up to her old tricks, and has commenced a plan to win over Edward and rid herself of Bella - for good. Can the gang stop her?

Just a quick one-shot.Basically Edward and Bella are dating in college, but what happens when Edward does something that could break them up... forever? all human, kinda ExB, not really. You'll find out. Read it!

Set after Breaking Dawn. "Where do baby's come from?"-Renesmee. It is not supposed to be offensive to any religion!

Sequel to Cullen Wife Swap. Edward, Bella, Jasper, and Alice get revenge on Emmett for getting by so easily while on wife swap. How will Carlisle and Esme react to a certain Cullen killing Tim. How will Nessie react? What did Theresa do after Rose left?

This story begins almost six years after Bella became a vampire. Renesmee is almost an adult and has begun to attend an all-girls private school while the rest of her family begins classes at the nearby public school. The story has shifting point-of-view.

Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.

When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU

The continuation of my series about the Cullen's reading the Twilight books and Bella and Jacob reading Midnight Sun and what they do now that they are meeting in real life.

Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*

AH/OOC. Bella's thoughts and pain after Edward breaks up with her. One-shot.