very short oneshot about a conversation between edward and bella. bella finds out about the cullen's hobbies, and is surprised to find out what carlisle does in his spare time. would love it if you read!

In the world of Amusement parks with the Cullens. In the last chapter of previously mentioned fanfic, Esme jokingly threatened Emmet with making him take up a job. What if she wasn't joking…?

Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!

Before Edward learned to make a good meal he had to try some experiments. Takes place during Twilight before prom. Now a oneshot.

The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!

Random encounters the different characters in the Twilight universe have with everyday products. Short chapters. Updated randomly. DISCONTINUED

What happens when you put Emmett in a store? He's Emmett, what do you think will happen?

"One more time, I am going to beg you to not make me do this," Bella turned to appeal to Edward, but he was grinning, ecstatic, as he gazed into the darkness ahead. A human Halloween experience for Bella leads to lots of screaming...Two parts.

Someone in the Cullen clan needs a favor from Jacob Black. How could a werewolf possibly help a vampire? Or, more accurately, why? Well, some things are just too good to resist. Especially when they involve pink heels.

Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!

American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.

After watching an entertainment news show Alice talks to Edward about couple names in the family and decides they need to have one for their close sibling bond. CANON PAIRINGS! One-Shot!

Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

Twenty pairings that we all knew would never happen in the books. Here's the reason why. — Pairings so far; Edward/Jacob, Emmett/Charlie, Tanya/Jacob, Rosalie/Edward, Aro/Jessica, Bella/Jasper.

Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.

Bella wonders why Edward never removes his shoes at night with her. Set during 'the happiest summer' after Twilight. E/B, one shot.

/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble

In response to the 'Celebrate Eclipse' Challenege During a graduation party, a LOT of things can happen Mentions of a dented Aston Martin, Jacob having I Love Bella Swan painted on his chest, and so much more...

When Edward wishes for Bella could relive her childhood just once, he gets more than he bargains for when he and the rest of the Cullen family find a five year old Bella. How will a day with the child Bella go?/Sequel is up/

Jasper is totally not thrilled with the idea of babysitting Renesmee. But soon enough, he learns that having a half-human niece comes with wonderful benefits. Rated for a make out scene and Emmett's sense of humor.

...and that was when Edward realized he had made his superhero debut at Port Angelus's only gay bar.

"Why are you so good in being me?" – Edward – "It's easy. All I need to do is walk around looking miserable." – Bella -

Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?

Jasper changes Emmetts Emotions, and decides to see what Edward does! boys will be boys, oh wait Vampires will be Vampires! Was meant to be a one-shot, but not anymore!