AU Akatsuki-fractured version of the Three Little Pigs. Who's afraid of the Bid Bad Kakuzu? ...Well, just about everyone in the village, when it comes time to pay their taxes. And this year, three very foolish people decided to tempt the miser's fury...

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine's Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

A somewhat exaggerated parody, "rant-story" revolving around the clichés of Suethors seamlessly inserting themselves into Akatsuki. Of course, complete with in-character pairings and love triangles. Oneshot.

A slightly humorous parody based on the clichés of Suethors pairing themselves off with the ever-popular Hidan. Oneshot.

Konan listens to the radio...and only disaster awaits. AKATSUKI CRACK. My Humps owned by The Black Eyed Peas RATED T FOR YOUR INNOCENT EARS. And then some...

*sigh* Didn't Konan learn her lesson from the LAST time she listened to the radio? Guess not, cos the Akatsuki are back in this crack fic! Song Milkshake by Kelis Once again, Rated T for Language.

What goes on behind closed doors at Akatsuki.. should stay behind them. Jokingly implied ZetsuTobi, but no yaoi. LONG OVERDUE, I KNOW.

The slightlyover due continuation of the exciting and thrill filled 30 Ways series!

Guaranteed annoyances that will make even the most stoic of smexy Naruto characters want to kill you in many nasty ways, if he already doesn't want to.

Yes, a 30 Ways on the Snake guy. Take pleasure.

Twenty truths about Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru. Errant Sannin nothings in dramedy.

I torture them and I blow up their hideout. They try to kill me, and make my life miserable. But, when it comes down to it, we're just like any other family. And like any family, you mess with one member and you get your butt kicked by all. Re-uploaded.

Late birthday present for my best friend's 17th birthday. What happens when you put my best friend, the entire Akatsuki, and me together? Unspeakable horror… Please review. RE-UPLOADED

Title says it all. What happens when Orochimaru comes to visit the Akatsuki…? Well, it involves a mongoose, my Akatsuki plushies, and Itachi wearing a towel… Review. Please, just review already… Re-uploaded.

I was bored, but enjoy!

In which Tobi learns that it's impossible to live in a secret hideout with 9 other people and only 1 bathroom.

The leader of the Akatsuki, Madara Uchiha, is arguing with someone called Tobi? This promises to be interesting. #11: The author visits the characters, and Madara is thoroughly confused.

Nothing but crack. This is my attempt at humor and what I believe would be the child of Orochimaru and Itachi...so...who IS their child?