This is just a really stange and weird pile of bollux! I was bored so i wrote this OK! Enjoy!its also good for a laugh makes fun of my self mostly! 20 CHAPTERS! WUHOO YAAAAAY finnaly I hear you cry, or is that bugger off you loonatic?

Artemis is under cover for a mission to help Holly, but in order to suceed it. he has to do the unthinkable! He has to dress as a WOMAN! Artemis now has to live in the sorority of the craziet girls ever! Can Artemis uncover his feminine side?

What happens when Holly talks Artemis into doing a cooking show with her? Well with Holly's violent quirks and Artemis sucky cooking skills...you do the math!

Artemis' parents are worried about Artemis' social life. So they send him to Camp Shamrock for both boys and girls. Though the camp sounds normal, the people in it are far from normal. Will Artemis survive?

What might happen if you put some of the Artemis Fowl characters in a box, and wait for them to explode. My first fanfic. Totally pointless organized randomness. You have been warned.

[One shot] I wrote this just for the heck. I decided to put my two favorite character together in a pairing. This is a ArtemisXFoaly fic. Basically Foaly gets a computer virus and then suddenly he is kissing Artemis. Why? Read and find out! XD

Never try to teach Arty anything. Unfortunately, some people didn't listen to this piece of advice. Pointless one shot where Artemis learns or tries to learn a little lesson on how to talk to girls. Will anyone survive?