I'm not good at writing humour. Still, the many ghoul/vaultie love stories here surprises me, and deserves notice. I like quite a few of them, but it's still fun to poke a little fun on this particular storyarc. Don't hurt me...

Patchwork likes having a drinking buddy again. Even if he is a smoothskin. Slash. Ted Strayer/Patchwork. Underworld drunk/Rivet City jet-head

*Ahzrukhal/Charon* There were a lot of things the residents of Underworld didn't know about Ahzrukhal.

Barrows isn't sure what to think about Quinn's foundling. Doctor Barrows/Female Lone Wanderer

Charon doesn't think he needs anybody, but in the cold, dark, wastes, anything can happen.

Not everything between them is gore and gunsmoke. Sometimes, there are the quiet happy moments where things are very nearly as normal as it gets, and they are very nearly friends. LW/Charon fluff abounds. Rated for mild language.

"I'm guessing you can look but you can't touch, huh?" Another drag from the cigarette. "At least, not without permission."

Barett's not some kind of pansy-boy romantic... except when it comes to Murphy. Murphy/Barett oneshot

Fallout 3/Killzone. A psychopathic, Schizophrenic, meticulous, Helghast sniper is sent with the rest of the squad into the ruins of D.C. Everything will be explained along with the story in later chapters.

A Fallout 3 fic. Charon's contract falls into the hands of Colonel Augustus Autumn, with serious consequences. Set after Raven Rock. Female Vault Dweller, named Samantha; possibly mild spoilers. T for some violence.

She saw him coming, but she hadn't seen this coming. Oh god, why did this happen? Drabble follow-up to Drive. FemVaultie. Feral Gob. Darkfic.

A small group of survivors from the Great War make their way toward the United States of America, hoping to find salvation and civilisation amongst the Wasteland. Please Review.

Why was she hammering a nail into her money? Fem!Lone Wanderer/Charon if you squint. With rose colored glasses. A lot.

When the Atomites stop by, the Ghouls close up shop.

In which Charon is anal about socks.

The air was starting to look a little funny.

The Lone Wanderer wakes up after joining the Treeminder's ceremony. She's not feeling well and Charon has to take care of her.

In the heat and horror of the Capitol Wasteland, three lonely souls learn that family is what you make it. Charon, Vaultie, Dogmeat. Fallout 3

One-shot. He was good enough to listen to my story. There are some humans who actually have no problem with Ghouls, few enter Underworld and even fewer want to hear my story. The Lone Wanderer was kind enough to listen. Contains cursing.

Fragments were all his ruined mind could recall now, but Gob knew his girl and he was coming for her. Drabble. Feral Gobccentric. Grammar abuse. You have been warned.

Charon's POV. A wanderer from the vault has his contract now. An in-progress story about their wanderings together. There is only one way this can develop.

He knows better, but the vaultie has a way of turning worlds upsidedown. Potentially multi-chaptered Charon/OC

Charon doesn't like him. He's only here because he has to be. Charon/Vaultie/Gob

The members of Wasteland Metal, a group of mercenaries, recalls the death of one of their members during a mission. Rated T for: Upcoming Graphic Violence and Language. This will be the first in a series of stories about Wasteland Metal. Please Review!

It's not easy being a Ghoul. Thistle is making it one day at a time with a little help from new friends and old enemies. Rated T for violence and language. Based on Fallout 3 info from The Vault Wiki. Thank you to all my readers and reviewers!