After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,626 - Reviews: 1875 - Updated: 9-22-10 - Published: 8-26-09 - Edward & Bella
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Tampons, lingerie, red rover, cart races, and Batman. Throw in some embarrassment, humiliation and a geeky worker named Winston. Buckle your seal belts everyone; you're in for a fun night at Wal-Mart.
Bella is determined to hunt as neatly as Edward, but how to stay tidy when they keep getting overcome with passion? A one-shot full of post-BD Cullen family fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 4-16-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
Emmett challenges Edward to a fight, but with Bella in the mix, perhaps they aren't so evenly matched anymore. Who wins, who loses and how does Rosalie react? Post-BD family fun with the Cullens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 3-27-09 - Edward & Emmett - Complete
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,933 - Reviews: 1095 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 5-3-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
When Renesmee returns home from a shopping trip with a Caboodle of hair accessories, Daddy is her preferred makeover subject. Charlie's recent words on fatherhood convince Edward to take it like a man and allow his daughter some fun at his expense.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 6-24-09 - Edward & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice's much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend's family, but now he's all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,319 - Reviews: 5260 - Updated: 8-16-10 - Published: 12-24-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 162,667 - Reviews: 12732 - Updated: 4-12-12 - Published: 1-4-10 - Bella & Edward