Sheik kidnaps Zelda with the help of Pit, who has nothing better to do, and Solid Snake, who has to get away before someone dies - a story that's really about Sheik but kind of Link and Zelda, too. CH9: We say goodbye, but goodbye is not the end.

Snake finds Falcon when he's looking for something else to spend his time on, and Falcon's drinking something that doesn't have a label on it. He decides he'll spend his time on Falcon. SnakeFalcon, some SnakeSamus and FalconSamus, for the SSB kink meme.

Valentine's Day. In which Dedede wants Zelda's heart, Link wants to stab someone, and Zelda just wants to get laid. In desperate times, drastic measures are called for... Pure CRACK. Inspired by A-chana.

MxM Pairing. Things don't just happen, they build up.

It's been 20 years since the Hands were defeated. Giga Bowser is back, and what's left of the Smashers have to reunite to save the day.

Written pre-Brawl. Link has become best friends with the new Smasher, Snake! The only problem is that Snake is very, very dead. That's okay, though. He's still a pretty cool guy.

You serve up dinner with the staff when you're not supposed to; you talk to R.O.B. even though you can't understand him. You fail to distinguish between heroes and villains, and overlook that we're only here to fight.' :Snake x Peach:

A tale of Brawl's most tragic character... *SPOILERS for Subspace Emissary*