Boromir and Faramir rid Middle Earth of their father. AU irreverant humor fic.

After a young Eldarion poses a strange question about his uncles and their relationship, his parents and friends try to explain some of the Facts of Life to the fiveyearold, and learn that sometimes you can overthink things...Completed

Faramir didn't mean to look into the Palantír. Not really. But the temptation was simply too great to resist... and what he sees may scar him forever. Independent companion to 'The Departure of Boromir'.

Boromir looks into the birdba... I mean, MIRROR of Galadriel, and chaos ensues! Duels, dinners, and The Reasons why Denethor hates Faramir abound as our hero explores the nuances of a new and frightening realm: fanfiction.

Boromir develops a new fascination...

Patricia is a beeutiful elf. All of the others are jealous so she goes with Frodo. All the men fall in love with her but she is engaged. Who will she choose? Please R&R. Not a Parody!

Frodo and Sam go on a shopping trip. Will their quest for the latest fashions destroy them? See them battle with evil sales people, bright lights, and over priced clothing! Extremely out there with many Middle Earth cameos.

What happens when you mix cliched stories with random humour and twentythree men named LaQuanda? The result is this weird fic. This is certainly not the average story. Warning: extremely twisted. Sequel now posted!

or It's Hard When You're Three-Foot-Six.

A humorous account of the Fellowship going Christmas caroling. Gandalf grumbles, they all sing, to the dismay of their neighbors. Funnier than it sounds because I'm tired. Ch. 10 up soon!

Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD