James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.

In which people talk alot but say very little. Slash and humor. A Smoke Break Production.

Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE

Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.

"I am completely horrified right now," Draco responded blandly. "And strangely intrigued..." The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.

After the occurances at the end of OotP, Sirius finds himself on the pavement of a Muggle city. Slowly he begins to learn of a life beyond the Veil, but, when old alliances crumble and he must depend upon his enemies, Sirius begins to long for home.FINISH

Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version

What would you do if you suddenly woke up in your enemy's body? Lily Evans and James Potter can't stand each other, but they have to learn how to take a walk in each other's shoes. How do they intend to solve it? By making each other's lives a living hell

On the 31 of October, 1986, a young man fell from the sky and landed with a thump on the edge of the forest next to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

What do you get when you have a modern muggle dwelling inhabited by the Gryffindor Golden Boy and the Slytherin Ice Prince? A whole lot of stress...

1980. The order of the phoenix members are all called to have an immediate meeting due to an odd apparition of some sort that reveals what looks like the future… What happens when one of the hologram figures falls out of their time into theirs? SPOILERS!

It's our Savvy Slytherins fifth year... Time for a little career counsling from our favorite potions professor!

Dear Diary, I would like to state that I am horrible at keeping diaries. But this time's different. This diary is going to last longer than 1 entry. Because I'm being forced to do it. But that's not the point. Lily. R&R

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

WARNING: Contains bad language, character bashing, imaginary basilisks, inappropriate student teacher relations, babelized French, crossdressing, 'The 24 Hour Soap Opera Network', violence, Communism and eye of newt.

Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language

Dumbledore's new idea is not appreciated at all by Lily Evans. Learning to live by one's self should surely be left till after school. Unfortunately for her, this develops into more of a problem. Like becoming the arrogant James Potter's little housewife.

Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.

COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It's the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He's about to learn that there are some things money can't buy. R/R

When Dumbledore called Harry into his office, the savior of the wizarding world never thought he'd end up traveling through time to teach his parents, or the adventures that would follow.

draco and hermione change sexes when a spell goes wrong. they both instantly become the newest heartthrobs in Hogwarts. despite all the kerfaffle going on, will they still manage to find love? read and review!

A list on how to AnnoyHarassDisgust or Generally Scare Lucius Malfoy. This list includes evil unicorns and Led Zeppelin loolalikes. Rated T to be safe.

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.