During the first scene in HBP, Fudge turned a teacup into a gerbil, and the Prime Minister 'gave the gerbil to his delighted niece'. Here is the tale of the girl Annabel, and the rather unfortunate gerbil named Teacup...it's canon!

Follow Lucius through his everyday adventures, from lunch to his Death Eater duties.

An amusing parody for all of you to enjoy. Harry is stuck in a mysterious.. world, shall we say.. and can't get out.. Unless he spends an entire chapter.. or rather day in each vortex. Complicated, but well worth the read.. honest! :P

Neville Longbottom is the typical weak type. Or is he? Neville magically turns into the most popular kid in school! He is strong, brave, and smart and even knocks ot Draco! R&R, please!

[Oneshot] We all know it's coming... With what J.K. Rowling's given us so far, this is the ending we're headed for...

Hermione is banished from the universe by Harry and Ron. She befriends some FuzzleWuzzles and wants to get revenge. Please R&R!

A Holiday Extravaganza of Parodized Songs!

Dumbledore has a plan to strengthen relationships between houses...and here it is, in writing: all is revealed in the interhouse journal! Purely puerile.

Prequel to HBP For Kindergartens!

Do you hate Umbridge? Join the club! A selection of songs, and now scenes, designed to make you laugh and Umbridge go red.And also no flames please, cos i can b nasty when i want, as u will no if u read this.

Don't have the heart to read your kindergarten students Harry Potter and The HalfBlood Prince? Well then, just read them this!

Elladora is now a wonderful interviewer of Harry Potter characters! But is that really a good thing? Character humiliation! Scandal! Laughs! Craziness! Snog requests! And perhaps the most crazy of all ... Voldemort as a cameraman?

Is Lord Voldemort really as bad as he seems? Or is he just misunderstood and really a nice, funny, warm person on the inside?

A Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix parody. Disclaimer: I am not the genius here, JKR is. But, if you have the urge to call me a genius, you may do so.

Harry Potter song parodies written by me! Please R&R!

Are you plagued by unsightly nosehairs? Don't know what to do about those nasty zits? Do your toes host a strange looking fungus? Then you might want to see a doctor. But in the meantime, read my story, it might just amuse you!

A parody of fairytales about Hermione waiting for Prince Charming. OneShot!

It is just another crazy, fun, Hogwarts chat. Story was called Hogwarts Chat. NEED REVIEWS! cries and begs

Everyone has been jinxed! Harry's in love, Hermione's confused, FredandGeorge are stuck together, and Ron is... well.. you'll see. Mild HD slash, only hinted at. Just some... gazing fondly. Rated T for language and ...er... innuendo. OOC, but for a reason

Music always fills the air in my rendion of Harrys 6th year. It takes twists, turns, sing along to well know songs and fall in love with drama and romance. R&R please

7th year is so hip and happening at Hogwarts! doesn't that name remind you of warts? anyway, only read if on sugar high! extremely...um...Interesting... stuff in here though! i promise!

A parody of all those strange...er imaginative SnapeHermione fics. Plus many other romantic HP cliches. Dumbedore and Fleur? Evil Ron? Draco the good guy? Boris Teabag the dwarf? And just where is this neverending forest plot device Snape and Harry are st

Huzzah! New chapter! Hooch and Snape find themselves alone in the Three Broomsticks together thinking about the past. And it's not all pretty. Although, oddly blueberry flavored...

This is not a karaoke contest! But it does include a whole bunch of parodies of (mostly) well-known songs, sung by HP people! Features Voldie rapping, Hermione ranting, and Ron being jealous, among other things!

An opinionated guide through the world of Harry Potter taking you from find out your a wizard to battling the evil Lord Voldemort...if your name is Harry Potter