The legendary trio are going to Target. Don't ask me why. I don't know yet. Tis just a crack fic. Oh yeah, and spoiler if you don't know who the Sannin are yet.

A sannin childhood fic. While on a mission, Jiraiya is drugged, Orochimaru is wounded, and Tsunade is given too much time to think.

The legendary sucker loses another bet, but what are the consequences this time around? Perhaps they'll be a little different from what she expected... Chapter Four up! TsunadexJiraiya

Most people live their lives in a straight line, but they've all walked a circle with too many dead ends. Memories, regrets and the death of a friend. Sannin fic.

Under the nose of their perverted sensei, as war looms again, six genius shinobi waste some time in the summer heat...

Orochimaru was seriously injured in the battle and Jiraiya... well, is Jiraiya. JiraiyaOrochimaru

Oneshot. A game of poker leads to an interesting conclusion.

Set at the end of the Great Ninja War. How hard is it to leave everything behind? TsunadeJiraiya

Sannin drabbles. All based on requests or challenges.

Jiraiya has always known that they could have been happy in another life. Slight JirTsu.

OroJirai It took a minute for Jiraiya to realize where he was, and only a minute or so more to pray that he was anywhere else.

Exactly why does Tsunade have such a big chest? How did she get addicted to gambaing & sake? And what's Jiraiya got to do with any of it? A OneShot on the famous Sanin. Set when they were younger.

They told the father and mother lies to use their son. A Jiraiya, Naruto, and Tsunade crackfic.

Luck had always been Tsunade's master.

Trust is betrayed. Someone dies. Tsunade is upset. Jiraiya doesn't comfort. possible NaruSasu slightly AU

You didn't stop being a ninja for the holidays, it wasn't done. chuunin JirTsu, rated for language Christmas fic.

Tsunade broods. 'Three was a magic number and always would be...three like the number of Sennin.' oneshot. slight JiraiyaTsunade

Jiraiya's new book is causing a bit of a stir. JiraiyaTsunade

After being a hermit for eight years, Jiraiya returns to Konoha for serious research not the pervvy kind, for once. He has to stay with someone who gives him a headache, and deal with people who may kill him.

Jiraiya wasted time and now time wastes him. JiraiyaTsunade ficlet.

Oneshot, JiraiyaxTsunade. Before the three year gap, Jiraiya goes to Tsunade's office and talks with her directly about Naruto. The possibility of taking him from the Leaf to train him for years is discussed, as well as something she'd long forgotten.

My submissions for the 30 kisses challenge. JiraiyaTsunade pairing. Semidisconnected oneshots, drabbles, and ficlets.

Orochimaru, Jiraiya and Tsunade: the Legendary Sannin. Mere ramblings of their escapades around Konoha. Recently evolved into a drabble, but inspired by a couple mischief makers I like to hang out with. Enjoy!