The company finds themselves locked out of the Golden Hall of Edoras. So, to pass time... A sing-along, as Jandalf is rather infatuated with "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Obi-Wan reaches his moment of truth as Lindo and Chelsegorn try to get him to make t

Something random. Heck, I don't even know what it's about. So read it, and flame me. Chapter 4 is up!

What happens when our favorite Sith lord gets his gloves on his own personal diary? A look underneath Vader's helmet by the wonderful people from the message boards...R&R

Here by popular request...well, from a few people, anyway...the Star Wars parody of Little Red Riding Hood. I suppose it's sort of a sequel to the Three Little Pigs in Star Warsese, also by me under a different screen name. R&R, thankeez.

The completely pointless sequel to Lord of the Clings by me under a different penname...RANDOMNESS ALERT! R&R

Fanfiction is a chance for one to write good stories based on an already existing plotline. Sadly, the fanfiction you are about to read is NOT a good story. Well, come on, it involves a girl called Princess Angellissima Skywalker. Still want to read it?

The Narrative Existence Research Department, NERD, review is approaching, and competition is fierce. As the conflict grows deeper, it seems that the various Fanverses will resort to any means to destroy each others' chances...

The end of the Matrix is coming. Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, Asha and Falcon still try desperately to find out a way to free everyone in the Matrix before this happens, but the return of an old enemy brings danger to the crew – as if they didn't have enou

Aragorn looks as though he's in control throughout the adventure... but what was really going on inside his head?

A LOTR fanfiction is being written. The characters are at the mercy of an author. What will she do to them? How will they escape? Will Gimli ever be anything other than comic relief?

Ever get deja vu? Sauron has returned as a strange entity, calling itself Maia-Sau, and history has suddenly swung back to before the quest. And some strange girls are turning up in Middle-earth... not to mention a gold ring...

Jack, Will and Elizabeth are off on another adventure, but this one could be the hardest yet. The pirates they're against are different from most - for one thing, THEY'RE NOT CURSED! dramatic chord And what have bead fairies got to do with it?...

Guess what? It's another parody of Harry Potter. But give it a try, it'll make you laugh at least once. Don't judge a fic by its summary. Oh come on, it's funny, I promise! Where are you going? hears nothing but chirping crickets Hello?

What if the One Ring had kept a diary?. . . It probably wouldn't have been as strange as this. The Lord of the Rings, from the point of view of the One Ring, who is revealed to be sarcastic, and feels unappreciated and misused. Chapter 3 up!

So the diaries of Agent Smith are back again. Some cheer, some mutter angrily 'Oh no, doesn't she ever STOP' But whatever. Ever wondered what goes on inside that massive forehead? Probably not this. No slash, just my usual strangeness.

News reaches Troy that the film has been released. How will all of the characters react when they discover that they are to be portrayed on the big screen - and the fanfictions that will undoubtedly follow?

The sequel to 'The Second Hope! Asha has been on the crew for a month now, and things are getting more complicated. She discovers that things are happening in the Matrix, but who can she go to for help? Not a Mary-Sue, I promise! Chapter 14 up!

YES! ITS BACK! The sequel to the Fellowship of the Thing. Ferry and Alippin have been captured by urks, Jam and Clodo are heading for Bordor, Legless and Giblet are fighting, and Begorn is, um, fine. Chapter 6 up sorry it's taken so long!

Alternate version of this old song 'Star Trekkin', but should be funny even if you haven't heard the original! walks off humming old version

It's the day after the end of Pirates of the Caribbean, and Jack has sailed off, and Will and Elizabeth are engaged. But when Elizabeth's childhood rival also gets engaged, he discovers just how demanding she can be... Time for a new adventure!

EDIT: In hindsight, this is a MarySue. Neo was the first hope, but there is another. One problem the Matrix is her favourite film. On second thoughts, how come I didn't guess just from the summary?

Shock hits Fairytale Land as Humpty is found dead. . . but how did he fall off the wall? This is very random, but please R R!

The Dark Lord Moron is set to conquer the world and *durn durn durn* make them do history for GCSE! Only one person can stop her... Clodo, Jam, Ferry and Alippin, who set out 2 Bordor to destroy the Thing of Power! Please R R! Dear Legolas, its finished!

It all begins with a dartboard and a slight misunderstanding... now the Empire must suffer as an epidemic of various viruses, colds, and bacterial infections hit. Luke and Vader parody fic. AU.

I woke up one morning to a power surge, which wasn't that odd, however, what was in my closet was... Chapter Three up- Palpy drinks Coke... Humor Sorta AU, not a Mary-Sue. PLEASE REVIEW!