Gaara, Sakura, and Sasuke have been way too quiet for way too long, so Naruto gets a brilliant idea: Lock the three in a closet, and leave them there for a few days! Caution: Crack, OOC, and OC abound!

When Shino gets a bright idea, will the two villages suffer? And what's with the blackmail, acting, and really weird plays? What do you think happens when Romeo and Juliet meets Naruto? Laughs, fun, and really weird rehersals!

Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised

Title says all. WARNING: Story includes emoparodiness, emoGaara, and Mr.Man Boob.

Two parties, both alike in desperation, one the Yamanaka's and the other the Haruno's. From ancient grudge to new mutiny, the two foes merge their parties to see new desires unfold, emotions unravel, and insanityprevail nejiten naruhina shikaino sasusaku

We all know Sakura has a split personality, but what happens if it gets lose? And what does Gaara have to do with this? High School fic! GaaraSakura CHAPTER 4 UP!

Naruto and Sasuke find and read Sakura's diary. Sakura wonders why they are now acting weird around her, and she comes up with a bizarre conclusion, which she shares with everybody. Can the guys save their reputations without suffering her wrath?

Three popular girls discover they've all been dating the school stud, Uchiha Sasuke. Despite his charm and evergrowing popularity, the girls cleverly scheme with the help of the new girl in town, Sakura, to soil his reputation and break his heart.

Baki said:"I have a top secret Srank mission for the three of you." The man sighed and looked around to make sure that he wasn't followed. Shikamaru, Temari and Kankurou nodded, Get Gaara a girlfriend... R&R plz

COMPLETE! Sakura is sent to Suna by Tsunade for a special mission to help make peace between the two village's. She is shocked to see that Gaara is the new Kazekage. And who said anything about an arranged marrige?

So when a girl's down on her luck, forced to live with her cousin and his frustratingly meddlesome wife and facing a divorce with her husband, what's she to do? Enter a contest to win the love of the world's biggest heart throb, of course. SasuHina.

In the worlds like Naruto's, there are no holidays like Christmas or Halloween. But now, thanks to forces yet to be known, Naruto has found a sanctuary from the village at an early age and brought Halloween to Konoha. Welcome to Halloween Town. NBC Xover

OMG, OMG! Sasuke and Sakura switched bodies and now... how are they supposed to move on? How can they switch back? What happens when Sakura gets her period? And most of all... whose fault is this? No it's not...! It can't be...! SasukeXSakura REVIEWS!

Yeah . . . the title pretty much says it all. Please R&R.

Due to the Konoha's low morals, Tsunade has a bright idea that will surely mean doom. A Shakespeare play will be acted out, with a blackmailed Sasuke as our Romeo. So who's our Juliet? Shino the director? Tenten the stage manager? Neji blackmailed too?

Ino believes Sasuke's the only boy that any girl could want. Will dating other boys make her change her mind? Could she possibly change THEIR minds about her? Inox? every chapter. COMPLETED.

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

Sasuke finds a book that will show him 50 ways to find out if he's insane or not. Very random story. Most, if not all characters will probably be OOC. Chapter 19: Sasukemon! I Choose You! is finally up!

The Rookie 9, Sand Sibs, and Akatsuki end up substitute teaching in a normal high school and cause mass pandemonium. High school has never been this interesting... COMPLETED

NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!

Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.

The night before Christmas is hectic for Tobi! Getting Deidara to cooperate, however, is harder than finding the presents...pletely Random...you've been warned...no couples or anything.