What would YOU do if your crush is crushing back on you, your old stillnotoveryet crush is hitting on you, and every human's wet dreams was molesting you? Well, that's what Naruto had to figure out. SasuNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru

In which the battle rages between brothers and the witnesses watch in drunken fascination. Crack SasuNaru

ItaNaru, NaruSasu, YAOI, Vampire AU Sasuke just wants to kill Itachi again. Instead he gets into a mess of an underground war between vampires and certain demons.

As a male model, Naruto is lusted after by many. As classmates, Neji, Sasuke and Gaara are about to go to war... all for their precious 'Poster Boy'

Anong gusto mo, mahalin kita uli?

A bracelet that can make you irresistable to any and all men may seem like a dream come true to a girl. But Uzumaki Naruto is certainly not a girl. The dream turns into a nightmare as every single male falls in love with our poor Naruto. Sasunaru. Yaoi

As a demon, Naruto's always been shunned...Being hokage is a dream to me...and having dreams proves I have some human in me, right? SasuNaruSasu, ItaNaru, Shounenaiyaoi discontinued

A car crash can change everything. Worlds shift. Naruto must cope with present and past loves, while trying to make sense of his darkening world. Insanity. AU. YAOI. SasuNaru. GaaNaru. UPDATE: cast in light.

And S is for suitor. Though Naruto is oblivious for the real reason behind all the hungry stares sent in his way and can't help but feel unnerved by his teammate's insanity.

AU Naruto had been forced to enroll in the Ninja Academy. He wanted to eat ramen and sleep. Instead he got hounded by weirdoes, ditched by his team and tortured by perverts. Not the best first impression.

I, Naruto Uzimaki, notsonormal teenage boy, have a huge problem.I have a crush, and now he knows.Thats right, HE knows.This is a very serious problem... slight SasuNaru but mostly GaaNaru

Deidara finds a bundle of... joy? Okay maybe not 'joy' but Deidara seems to like it... him... the blond kid that won't stop being so Damn Cute! sigh Okay, its me, Sasori, and I want to show you how a group of evil missing nins grew to be such, pansies...

Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT

No matter how much Neji hates to admit it, consoling Naruto is one of his best priorities he could think of; but what would you do if the person you love, loves somebody else and talks about their problems to you? SasuNaru, one-sided NejiNaru one-shot

Uzumaki Naruto hated rumours for a very good reason. And whoever spread the rumour that he and Sasuke were in love was a dead nin... SasuNaru, implied GaaraNaru, NejiNaru and ItaNaru.

Billionaire Uchiha Sasuke is forced to do community service at a summer camp…in the woods…full of moody teenagers…sharing a cabin with a sexy blond dobe.Throw some love confessions and a battle for Naruto's heart what happens? SasuNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru

Neji promised himself that he will give everything to Naruto. When Sasuke came, it seems as if he didn't want to fulfill his promise any longer. 10th: When.AU.SasuNaru.NejiNaru

Naruto becomes a hostess and tries to protect his faltering manliness and complete his mission just when old faces seemingly return. SasuNaru.

Uzumaki Naruto was peddling kisses. At least four people were ecstatic at the news, and only one was of the opposite sex.

SasuNaru. EveryoneNaru Sasuke plans to molest, er, profess his love to Naruto. Too bad he screws up all the time, and everyone Narutoobsessed including Neji to his psycho brother Itachi only thwarts his efforts to seduce him! What will Sasuke do?

The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? AU, SasuNaruSai

Sasuke Uchiha is broke. And in order to obtain money, he forces his oblivious friend to go on dates with guys who had their eyes on the blond for quite a while. But was he supposed to fall in love with the idiot too? This could prove hectic... SasuNaru.

Oneshot! Sasunaru, Sainaru. AngstyFluffycuteness Five year old Sasuke and six year old Sai try to get Naruto to play with one of them. Who will play with who?

Uzumaki Naruto was the servant of Princess Haruno Sakura. Now, he serves Uchiha Sasuke, who is perilously Sakura's fiancé. Not only that! Naruto seems to be the one who has stolen his affections! And Naruto has a lot more pressure then you may think. Yaoi

Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru