A collection of random one shots, mostly focused on everyone's favorite bald mutant, Professor Xavier. Warning Major OOC-ness. RR please :

The title explains it all! Warning! major hyperness major OOCness and major bashing with a telephone! don't like don't read! you have been warned! UPDATED AFTER A TWO YEAR HIATUS, FIFTH CHAPTER IS UP!

The completly true origins of Wolverine. Has to do with penguins, Jimmy Buffett, a cucumber, Mia Ham, ABBA, Scarlet O'Hara, a bean burrito, and a blue squirrel. oneshot

1blonde, 2brunettes, one office full of mutants and a psychopathic elevator. What could happen? read and Find out! :P

A simple guide on how to make sure your character is not a Mary Sue or Gary Stu. Please take note that I wrote this purely for my own amusement, and I am not in any way an expert on the matter.

this story is too dumb to deserve a summary. but oh well, what happenes when a boys interuppts girl talk? Bashing! OOCs! Randomness! Stupidity! a Hyper writer! don't like don't read! no flames! you have been warned.oneshot

IT's the end of the world and what do the Xmen do?

Prof. X has expanded and built a new academy in PA. The story of teen mutants, with Rturn of two Evo teens as young adults. T for well it's about teens it can't be good. Chapter one up.

Logan is not the only smoker at the Institute... Please read and review!

The Professor thinks the XMen need to learn more responsibility and, along with the other instructors, decides to throw them headfirst into a “real life simulation”. What lies ahead in the realm of adulthood? A spouse, kids… a job? Many canon appearances.

What exactly do Xavier's students do when the clock strikes twelve? Please R&R! Rated PG for one word!

What happens when the Brotherhood try role playing with food people? Read and find out.

Set after 'My 17th Year' and 'I wanted that girl to stop crying.' Another sad fic.She visited this cemetery often. The tombstone in front of her was an all too familiar sight. Every chip, every crack, she had memorized.

Like I said, I remember most of my 17th year, but its the big things I don't. People say its the small things that matter but thats a load of bull. It's the big things that matter. Believe me.Follows on from 'I just wanted that girl to stop crying' read t

Haley Woodrow and her family move to Bayville. She’s a normal girl and it’s a pretty normal city, or so she thinks. Ironically, she becomes a mutant. So can she handle all the chaos both the X-men and Brotherhood bring? Can she handle her powers?

Alexandra Brown or Ally as her few mates and parents call her. Is a plain girl with an ordinary life things change when her parent’s marital problems. She is sent to live in Bayville with the EOH. It’s a fresh start and Ally is unaware of what lies ahead

Rogue is crying in a park when she is chanced upon by a stranger. Romy Oneshot, rather fluffy.

The Xmen are grown up and have moved away to live their own lives. When they are called back to help stop a new threat how will they interact with one another again and what about their kids and the current Xteens. Rated T just to be safe. Plenty of pairs

I have noooooo idea what to write as a title or as a summary,so here's what I was thinking:you read the story,and then you give me some ideas,ok?Sorry for the grammar or the spelling,sometimes I forget about those minor things...:

Two year old Rachel Summers explains how things work around the mansion to the newly born child of Logan and Ororo. Jott and Loro

I think the title says it all. A Scott fic with a little ScottJean. Well, if you considered it as Jott... Please read and review!

What happens when all of the female members of the mansion are having that time of the month all at the same time? Nothing good for the men that's for sure. AGU oneshot

Forced by Xavier, the students living under his roof now must keep a dairy! Told through the entries of Xmen, you'll hear all about the adventure, trouble, rumors, and romance that go on in the mansion. Who said a dairy was ever private?

Did you ever want to know what the faculty of the Institute think of the students of the Institute, well now you can, slight, very, very, very, very slight rohne, very.

Introducing the world to Anna Lee, a thirteen year old girl with extraordinary powers. Recruiting her, though will not be so easy for both the XMen and the Brotherhood...Read. Review. Vote. Three words. Is it that hard to do?