Valentine's Day never goes over well in the Akatsuki. HidaDei mischief; Warning: lime in the omake.

"What the hell is with you today? You got PMS or something?" It takes almost all of her self-restraint to not take the cup and pour the hot liquid over his head. Hidan/Temari, coffee shop AU, this story is so old woah.

There's a ritual he does: 4pm, February 6th. Annual occurance. One day, Kakuzu asks Hidan why.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

-drabble- 'Maybe you should kill me.' -HidanKonan-

He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.

Tsunade decides that it's high time Hidan was dug out of his hole. However, he seems to have lost his pride and arrogance. Can Sakura help him get it back, and can he help her learn to love again?

Kakuzu Has found a new Bounty...Turns out the Bounty is only 6 years old and named Hidan.

The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They're doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU

It was merely the order of operations that mattered, Hidan thought with a smile as he plunged a rather large knife into his abdomen. Sakura would join him as a follower of Jashin-sama soon enough.

Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.

What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.

Hinata. Hidan. Nothing left to say, right?

Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.

All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.

Kakuzu does a little mental bitching! KakuHidan, which is wierd for me. I think it came out good though! R&R

Camp, as proven to Konan, can make you like someone you don't. HidaKona centric; some PeiKona and others.

Hidan gets around, and everyone in the Akatsuki knows it. Most of them have been with him, but the one person Hidan can't seduce turns out to be the one he wants more than anything... KakuHidan

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.