There is one thing in the world you don't ever Ever EVER do. And that is piss off Iruka. The Akatsuki has done that...The Akatsuki is screwed. Rated T for Violence. Oneshot plus 2 Omake stories: Kakashi finds TobiObito, and Sasuke Gets The News

Based off of 50 ways to piss off freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out per chapter. Completed.

The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: "It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies." Oneshot.

What do you get when you come across two crazy twins, two packs of markers, a well, and the loves of their lives? One greatly screwed up story!

AKA Plan Love Voldemort To Death. Reading a review from GNF, I came up with this idea. Love is the power that he knows not, but do you really think Voldemort would accept a hug from Harry? Overemotional!Harry and Freaked!Voldie. DEDICATED TO SHINIGAMI!

Just what the tile says. Plus much beating up of Naruto's head. Humorous beatings of course. I have everything planned out and most of it written. Updates will be based on reviews and chapters will be dedicated to the first review of the last chap. Enjoy.

"It's Kuwabara, please ma'am." He said in a cheesy accent that made Harry snicker. "I licked an electoral outlet." YYHxHP

Voldemort has to stay up doing some last minute Xmas decorating. TIMBER! goes the Christmas tree! My answer to the How Lord Voldie Died Challenge by RuneWitchSakura

Stewie finds a magical incantation to conjure up Satan, so he uses it. Meanwhile Brian worries about Peters weight. My first fan fic so be nice.

Side Story to DFDnP might wanna read that first. Why Petunia screams like a banshee when Lily says "Tuny…Hee, Hee, Hee." "The underage restriction of wizardry crap wasn't around back then." On Hold.

This just came to me 100 word drabble on how I think Voldie should be knocked off It's probably not gonna happen, but you have to admit it's funny

100 word drabble. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died. Again, this just came to me. What if Voldie managed to resurrect himself after Harry blew his head off. Well, die a more pathetic death for starters.

Again these just came to me. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died Again. Three more pathetic deaths from our favorite Dark Lord.

Mother Nature and a Crazy Authoress with a pink paintbrush gang together to kill Voldie. Yet another six pathetic Dark Lord deaths 100word drabbles. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died 3

A WIPpy, crackfic on how Harry Potter might defeat the Dark Lord Voldemort. Behold, the Number one rule to being a successful Dark Lord! grin

Sirius buys a new kitten! Need I say more?

Everyone's favorite Dark Lord returns with four more pathetic deaths including: Harry's parents and Snape's Halloween costume.

I would like to personally thank Tifany1037 for giving me the idea for the first one. Two more pathetic deaths by the Dark Lord. Watch out for the waitress with the Shotgun!

Three more pathetic deaths for Voldie. Featuring requests from WhiteTwitch and MysticWolfBlack. Beware of crazy fan girls and cheer for Neo. BTW I can't find my Matrix movies, so Neo might be OOC

Iruka gets on Naruto about never having used his "special" jutsu against Kakashi. Not part of 'Blackmail So Rules' universe. I GOT A REVIEW! WOOHOO!

Harry Potter is possessed by the spirits of Shishio Makoto, Himura Kenshin, and Seta Sojiro. Carrying their three swords, Harry hunts down the supposedly dead Voldemort. Just one problem: the Dark Lord is staying with his cousin, the snake sannin. Chp25!

Odd little thing that just popped into my head. Cruel!Voldie CryBaby!Harry Cussing!Hermione

Part of the 'Protect Harry Mode' universe. SemiSequelThingy. Takes place right after that. CryBaby!Voldie Tortured!Bella WierdedOut!Snape Insane!Remus

My answer to the 'How Lord Voldie Died' Challenge by RuneWitchSakura. Baseball bats can come in handy so can TVs

The Harry Potter crew face a new evil. The Crazy Hyper Kitties! From Hell! Will they survive? TV is good for some things. On Hold.