*What normal person calls at... 3:34 a.m?* - *...What normal person calls a girl after getting her number out of a bathroom?* - SasuSaku - Happy Day-Late Bday!

AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.

Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?

"But he's going to be tutored, by YOU!" Ino yelled excited. Yes indeed, Sakura is going to tutor Sasuke to help him get his grades back up. Let's get to the Uchiha house... His room... Exciting!

Sakura had finally convinced Sasuke to do something he'd never expected to do in his lifetime. Crackfic

A GaaraxSakura one-shot. Set in Shippuuden. Gaara comes to Konoha or a vacation and Sakura is assigned to be his tour guide. Shukaku OOC. Dedicated to Super-Rat, who requested it. T just in case.

ItaSaku It had been a one night stand, so why was he asking Sasuke about her? It was a fling, so why wasn't it just leaving her alone!

Being a ninja means separating training from personal affairs. Neji just couldn't seem to abide by that fact. A perverted twist on training… *Neji x Tenten*

*Drabble* Ino, Sakura, and chocolates. "Oh, sugar daddy!" Shikamaru as Ino's sugar daddy! *Implied Ino x Shika* *Crackish or not, it depends on your tastes*

Why do we only see what happens the first time Kakashi gets to know his team? This is what happens with Team 8.

"You don't have to do a fucking thing this time Sasuke," she whispered ever so softly. "Because from now on, I get to kick you out into the freezing cold…" Sasuke x Sakura

"Are you sure we're not a bit over obsessive with this?" "What?" "Well…this little hobby of ours…" Neji and Sakura have a secret obsession, and they start to wonder if anyone else does it as much.

"Naruto, you really need to shut up" And with that said, she crushed her mouth to his.REVISED