Shawn Spencer, psychic detective, pineapple enthusiast, one time foot and ankle model and, apparently, vessel to the Voice of God, Metatron. That last one was not going on his resume any time soon.

Just as robotechnology altered the course of human history, so also did another discovery hidden within Charon.

Why would a Hogwarts wizard become a Catholic friar, and then return to Hogwarts as a ghost? Here is one possible answer...

Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.

Pein's final jutsu gave life back to those he slayed in Konoha. However, it also brought back someone who never expected to live again. Rising from the ashes, how will Minato Namikaze readapt to life and the war he is flung into?

Don Quixote This is an answer to a homework question for the first 3 chapters of Don Quixote: Why did the prostitutes and innkeeper help and humor Don Quixote despite the fact that he is obviously mad? Told from one of the prostitute's P.O.V's.

"There were whispers. There was absolutely no way to stop them. Ed would rip out his spleen if he knew what all those people were insinuating about the two of them." Parental!RoyEd! Get your minds out of the gutter!

It was one of those rare sunny autumn days on Berk when the stranger arrived.

Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU

It turns out a single Excalibur is not enough to completely destroy the Grail, and Shirou's unwitting comment 'to go back' is interpreted by it as a wish to "go back" in time to the start of Fate. SwordxScabbard pairing.

When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.

When an injury leaves Neji without his sight, the Hyuuga prodigy must decide for himself what fate he really bears. COMPLETE

Complete! Danny arranges a meeting with Valerie, to clear the air and end their feud. But is she ready to listen? One way or the other, she's leaving with a Thermos.

Now complete! Losing a wife is hard enough, but losing a child... some losses are too much for the human soul to bear.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert

Naruto crossover A demon's last act of spite sends Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse on a rather unexpected journey. Now they must adapt to an existence in a world foreign to them where their martial arts skills attract a rather dangerous sort of attention.

Ten years after the series, Al brings his family home to Resembool. Ed/Winry, Al/Mei, Royai, brotherly love, fluff, politics, and a few terrible implications. Complete.

What would have happened if Tashigi had taken the Strawhat Clan into custody when the battle in Alabasta was over? Rated for some language and some blood complete Chapter 1 to 3 rewritten

TP/OoT. What happens to Heroes when they die? When it came to the Hero of Time, Link of Ordon did not want to know. An unexpected fight with an unusually skilled stalfos. The origins of the Hero's Shade. An order to re-kill the dead.

This is how I met Ganondorf, King of Maybe Evil, and how he didn't throw me into the ocean like a piece of jetsam. a Wind Waker What-If.

In the fire that ravaged Fuyuki city, it was not Emiya Kiritsugu who saved the life of a young Shirou, but the tainted grail itself.

aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #36: Metastable Equilibrium

Harry Dresden would honestly have been happier if that Takamachi woman had never walked into his office and asked for his help. But, well, she did, and it's technically not her fault that they're BOTH running for their lives now...Rewrite of On The Run.

The elves just want to be left alone. The humans just want their Holy Land. Louise just wants acknowledgement. And Naruto just wants everyone in the world to stop acting stupid for ten seconds. He never was very self-aware.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.