Companion piece to A Very Harry Grocery Scenario. AU.Harry is on his first date ever and everything is going perfectly. Except for the paranoid stalking of his overprotective father and his two partners in crime, Sirius and Remus.

Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.

A series of oneshots involving Draco, Harry, and Draco's obsession with vegetables. Now includes his obsession with fruit as well.

Harry, Draco, and Ron are having fun with their woodies...

What if someone started a rumor that Harry Potter was going out with Luna Lovegood after seeing them hug in an abandoned classroom? What if four very different girls decided they were going to score the boywholived and steal him from the odd Ravenclaw?

Ginny and Luna want to take Harry to Candymountain. Based extremely off the video, Charlie : Candy Mountain from YouTube. My first fic, but with help from my sister 'CaramelBoost'. Parody of HP and C:CM.

Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from being lovers. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are lovers, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.