A gentle mockery of phans myself included who think they understand Erik. Much as we may love him, we need to remember he is an extremely enigmatic soul who will never be fully understood. In this piece, yours truly is reminded of this. Please enjoy

PARODY, written in screenplay format. POTO characters take on the Young Frankenstein plot, and the monster gets the girl. I have no idea where this came from. Really, really silly. And now for something completely different. COMPLETE.

Phan and Phantom alike come from all across the world to see Gerik and Leroux Erik duke it out in this century's fiery debate: Resolved, that the ALW halfmask is superior to the full mask. Oneshot. PFN Humor Contest Entry.

Vday Morbidity Contest: Most Original and Most Enjoyable. It's Hal's big night...a landmark in his career, respect from the woman he loves. When another actor destroys his ideal life, however, something must be done. Modern edge POTO

Raoul attacked me again while I was sleeping! No slash, PFN Humour Writing Contest

For those who were underwhelmed by Gerard Butler unmasked

A retelling of the night Raoul had that unexpected guest... you know the one. From a slightly different perspective.

Does anything happen offstage in PotO, or is what we see all there is? Musical version. Oneshot.

My God, he's horribly scarred and disfigured! The Phantom moans, groans and generally whines about his terrible life beneath the Opera Populaire with much exaggeration and too many similes. Enjoy!

Erik and Christine are interviewed about the many movie versions of their story. A completely random and silly oneshot. No harm meant. CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DIFFERENT POTO MOVIES.

The Phantom asks why, and Christine promptly tells him.

One-shot. Erik tells his life story, and the reason why Phanphic authors should not be given large amounts of sugar. FUN FOR EVERYONE! No pairings whatsoever. R&R please! EDITED!

A common misunderstanding. Nothing to get worked up about, right? Mild humour, just light and fun. EC.

He never wanted it. Them. He never wanted one… much less two of them. It wasn't fair, Erik decided. He had only just gotten Christine all to himself and now… this.

Kay Erik became really sad and angsty when Christine wanted him to kill a spider. How will Leroux Erik react in a similar situation? Just a bit of humor : Helps to have read Kay.

Raoul, Christine, Erik and Nadir find a paper in the opera house about all the crazy things phans do, say or know.

When Raoul and Christine set out to destroy the evil of phanfiction, they enlist the help of Erik. Needless to say, things don't quite go to plan. Especially when Erik and Raoul discover the joys of phanfiction and inevitable wackiness ensues.

Completely Unnecessary Sequel to 'A Defensive Situation'. Christmastime in the Phantom Household is far from merry. Especially when Christine does the unthinkable, the unreasonable, the absolutely horrifyingly terrible...

The true Erik writes a brief note to the phangirls who swoon over his most recent incarnation.

Oneshot. Fickle Christine loves to keep men hanging, but little does she realize the hazards of such flirtatious behavior...My submission for the second humor writing contest on PFN.