A concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.

The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first

A tentative first attempt:The Court of Jerusalem, raddled with intrigue and tainted with secrets, as seen through the eyes of a reluctant pilgrim.Possibly AU as it develops.

Set in the Not Fade Away storyverse, a tale for the holiday season. In winter, Thranduil and two companions spend the night in a stable.

Now go to your wife. Take her to her parents and make it right with them, as a man should . . . To placate his new inlaws, Thranduil undergoes a strange Avorren ceremony. Thranduil, Original characters. Adult content.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Mal and Zoe decide to rob the Blue Sun treasury. The job strains and reveals their relationship and past.

Early in the First Age, Glorfindel arrives in Fingolfin's court at Eithel Sirion with one purpose in mind: to find his father. Warnings for implied incest and dark AU themes. Slash: Fingon:Glorfindel, Fingon:Maedhros, Fingolfin:Oropher.

Snape discovers the existence of a magically gifted young woman who never received an invitation to Hogwarts. But as the final confrontation with Voldemort approaches, can Snape protect her from those around her...including himself? Epilogue DH spoilers.

It is not love or lust that drives him, but hunger... Eowyn alone, in dark contemplation of the man who haunts her steps.

Chicago The hazards of betting in prison. F/F

The other cancan girls and how they came to be there. If I ever finish this, there'll be a chapter for each one, not including the Four Whores. recently edited

Don't drop your guard, Luna. Don't look away. Keep watching. Keep being the good lookout. Luna during the war. Mild DH spoilers.

Legolas is distraught and disillusioned in the wake of his mother's death. But further troubles await him and his kin...complex love triangles, bitter family disputes, and the horrors of war. Drama, romance, action and angst. Please R & R.

The final confrontation between the Dauntless and the Black Pearl begins. Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride. In the event of an emergency landing, there is rum underneath your seat.

The war of the ring is over and now friends must say goodbye to each other. This story explores the lives of Arwen and Aragorn and five original heroines -Melénya, Nessa, Arien, Rien and Vana- through tragedy, honor, love, and loss.

COMPLETE. To give hope to her people, a young widow must face many changes and learn to relinquish her greatest treasure. Gilraen, Elrond, the twins, young Aragorn, Glorfindel.

This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue

After Elwood is released from prison again, he discovers a missing family link to Jake, and the Blues Brothers gain a...sister? Set after BB2000. OC

Sequel to Locked Inside the Facade. Bruce languishes in Arkham while Dick wears the Batsuit.

Only in their dreams can some men be free. What does Severus Snape dream? And what would he endure to make it a reality?

Not your typical Jack and Will to the future story, as you'll see find as the trilogy goes on. JackOC, WillOC, No Mary Sues! Takes place right after DMC. Formerly known as The Two Of Us.

Hermione and Draco accidentally fall back in time while escaping a Death Eater initiation. In the future, Hogwarts is invaded by Voldemort for its own good? Features personable Slytherins, too much plotting, HGTR, DMHG, comedy, drama, and boyBlaise fun

When the Enemy sets a trap for Aragorn, Halbarad and Gandalf join forces to rescue him from a mysterious foe.